Clever replies to will you marry me

If someone seriously asks you to marry them then you probably want to honor the person and their feelings and give a respectful answer. After all, asking for someone’s hand in marriage takes a lot of courage.

If however you have someone who keeps asking you to marry them and you keep turning them down for various reasons, you may need a few funny answers. Really, who wants to get married before their time, especially to the wrong person?

When you are young, you have the opportunity to date a few people and see if someone is a good fit for you. Before you settle down, travel the world and really enjoy your life so when you do get married you are ready to make the commitment.

In the meantime, here are a few clever replies next time someone asks you to get married.

Best comebacks when replying to will you marry me

1. I’ve already done some time.

2. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

3. Great….but let me see the ring first.

4. Will you still love me after we’ve had 3 kids, no sex life and I have plotted your death more than once?

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The Role of counselling and self care

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When you are dealing with someone who asks you to get married and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.

Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home. 

Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.

Got any comments, questions or tips for dealing when someone asks you to get married? Share them in the comments below.