great comebacks for bullies

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You will find the most common insults bullies typically use below. Next time a bully picks on you, be ready with a great comeback.

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Comebacks for the most common things bullies say

What to say when someone says I HATE YOU
Comebacks for I DON’T LIKE YOU
How to respond when someone says YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS
Comebacks when you are told to you SHUT UP
Clever replies to WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
What to say when you are called a LOSER
Comebacks when people call you STUPID
How to respond when people say you’re CRINGY
How to answer WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?
How to respond if someone makes a RACIST REMARK
What to say when someone says F*UCK YOU
Comebacks when someone says SUCK MY DICK
Clever replies when people want to know if you are a VIRGIN
How to respond when you are told you have a SMALL DICK
What to say if someone says stop STALKING ME
Clever comebacks for ARE YOU CRAZY?
Comebacks when someone says you’re a NOOB
What to say when you’re called a NERD
Clever comebacks when you are called SALTY
How to respond when you are called WEIRD
What to say when you are called a FREAK
Comebacks when people call you a GOTH
Funny comebacks when people call you EMO
How to respond to GET A LIFE
Comebacks when someone is SPREADING RUMOURS ABOUT YOU
The best ever COUNTER COMEBACKS
What to say when someone BADMOUTHS PEOPLE

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Top ten comebacks lists for bullies

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Top ten comebacks for JERKS
Top ten comebacks for BULLIES
Top ten comebacks for MEAN GIRLS
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Top ten comebacks for FAKE FRIENDS
Top ten comebacks for FRENEMIES
Top ten comebacks for TROUBLEMAKERS
Top ten RUDEST COMEBACKS EVER
Top ten SAVAGE COMEBACKS

Comebacks for things mean girls say

Comebacks when you are called a HO or SLUT
What to say when people call you a BITCH
How to respond to you’re JEALOUS
Clever replies if you are called TWO FACED
Comebacks when girls call you STUCK UP
What to say when people call you a FLIRT
How to respond to YOU WILL NEVER GET A BOYFRIEND
Comebacks when people call you a LESBIAN

Comebacks to bullies for guys

How to respond when people call you GAY or a FAG
What to say when people call say YOU’RE NOT COOL
Comebacks when you are told you have a BIG MOUTH
How to respond when you are told you have a SMALL PENIS

Other things bullies may say or do

How to respond when someone says I’M MAD AT YOU
Clever comebacks when a person says IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT
What to say when someone asks if you are IGNORING THEM
Comebacks when someone tells you that YOU’VE CHANGED
What to say when someone asks WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME
Clever replies when someone says WHY HAVEN’T YOU CALLED
Comebacks if someone ROLLS THEIR EYES AT YOU

The Role of counselling and self care

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When you are dealing with a bully who is just plain nasty and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.

Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home. 

Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.