Funny replies when people ask if your kids are twins

What’s the best answer to the commonly asked question, “Are they twins?” Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best snappy comeback.

If you can think of a better comeback, let us know and leave a comment below.

Best comebacks to are your kids twins

1. No, this one is ours, we found the other one at the grocery store.

2. No, I had one and then decided to let the other one out a few months later.

3. No, they’re clones.

4. No, they were on sale, buy one get one free and I just couldn’t resist.

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  1. My girls are 3 years apart but look like twins…..we bring in their female cousins born of my husband’s brother…..the two okdest and two youngest look and act even more like twins to each other and could be accused of quads. The twins question is legit.

    1. That’s like me and my sister! We are 20 months apart but we look like twins and EVERYONE is always like “are you two twins?” “Are you twins” “are you guys twins?”

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