A man asks his coworkers, “When are you two getting married?” The couple are not even engaged yet, and are sick of being asked intrusive questions. The woman replies, “We would like to know the answer to that question before you do!”
A mother of four asks a mother of an only child if she plans to have more children. The mother responds, “No, we actually feel we got it right the first time.
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A young couple are making plans for the weekend, the guy tells his girlfriend that he can’t see her because he is going out with his friends. She tells him that she is tired of his issues, that she is cancelling her subscription, the relationship is over.
A couple are waiting in line at the movie theatre. A woman in line tells the man that it is very sweet of him to take his daughter to a movie. He replies that it is not his daughter, it is his wife.
A cashier asks a father if his son and daughter are identical twins. The father shocked replies, “No, the one over there has a penis!”
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