After experiencing fertility issues for ten years, a woman shares her pregnancy news with an old friend. The friend responds better you than me.
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That looks like a maternity bra
A woman tells her friend that her new swim top looks like a maternity bra.
My breasts are so huge
Lisa insults a friend by telling her that she could paint a room with her breasts in two strokes, but it would take her friend two weeks with her small chest.
Is that your real hair?
A man meets his girlfriends parents for the first time, and they want to know if it is he is wearing a toupee or if he still has his real hair.
I can tell he is an only child
A cashier at a store tells a mother that she can tell her son is an only child. The mother tells the cashier that she shouldn’t stereo type only children.