A man demands to know why a friend would move away from Vancouver, the best place on earth.
A woman goes to her OBGYN for a pregnancy check up. The doctor tells her that she has an unusual vagina and asks if the medical interns can have a look at it.
After experiencing fertility issues for ten years, a woman shares her pregnancy news with an old friend. The friend responds better you than me.
A woman tells her friend that her new swim top looks like a maternity bra.
Lisa insults a friend by telling her that she could paint a room with her breasts in two strokes, but it would take her friend two weeks with her small chest.