A man tells his girlfriend that she has beautiful blue eyes, but she has brown eyes. His girlfriend is not impressed.
A woman at the airport asks a lady who is not pregnant when her baby is due.
A woman tells her friend that her husband looks really elderly in a picture with his newborn son. The insulted lady tells her friend it was a bad picture, and her husband looks almost as old as the friend.
A mother talks about her teenage son having a girlfriend. She is thinking of letting her son’s girlfriend stay overnight, so they don’t have to have sex in the back of a car. Her friend has other ideas on the matter.
An old man runs into a woman from work. She asks about his grandson who she saw at the park, the elderly man admits that the boy is actually his son.