Three friends were enjoying drinks at a local health bar. An old lady comes up and tells them that they shouldn’t be hanging around drinking beer all day, and that god doesn’t like them doing that to their bodies. One of the young men replies, “I am sure god doesn’t like you talking for him.”
I can't believe you said that
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