A woman tells her boyfriend that he is just too old for her. The man replies that he is not too old, and they can make the relationship work. The girlfriend explains, “Look, I don’t want you spending all of your money on viagra!”
Relationships & Dating Funny Comebacks
Funny comebacks to common dating and hook up questions that you may be asked when getting to know someone.
A man asks his coworkers, “When are you two getting married?” The couple are not even engaged yet, and are sick of being asked intrusive questions. The woman replies, “We would like to know the answer to that question before you do!”
A young couple are making plans for the weekend, the guy tells his girlfriend that he can’t see her because he is going out with his friends. She tells him that she is tired of his issues, that she is cancelling her subscription, the relationship is over.
A couple are waiting in line at the movie theatre. A woman in line tells the man that it is very sweet of him to take his daughter to a movie. He replies that it is not his daughter, it is his wife.
A man wants it both ways, he tells his girlfriend that he has fallen in love with another woman, but he would still like to live with her and date other people.