A couple are waiting in line at the movie theatre. A woman in line tells the man that it is very sweet of him to take his daughter to a movie. He replies that it is not his daughter, it is his wife.
Relationships & Dating Funny Comebacks
Funny comebacks to common dating and hook up questions that you may be asked when getting to know someone.
A man wants it both ways, he tells his girlfriend that he has fallen in love with another woman, but he would still like to live with her and date other people.