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What to say to someone Hooking up with an EX

What to say when a friend hooks up with an EX

When a friend tells you that they have been hooking up with an EX it can be a little surprising, especially if you had to listen to them complaining about the relationship during the break-up.

After a break up it is easy to fall into an emotional rut when you’re lonely and forced to step out and date again. When people are lonely, they may seek solace in their ex-partner.

What someone else does is really none of your business, unless you have to listen to endless suffering on the phone of why things didn’t work out.

Well, sometimes the best thing to say is nothing at all, but if can’t help yourself here are some clever responses to let them know it isn’t a wise choice to hook up with an Ex.

What to say to someone Hooking up with an EX

  1. Sleeping with an ex is like masturbation. You know you’re f*cking yourself but you do it anyway.
  2. Just because someone desires you, doesn’t mean they value you.
  3. Hooking up your ex again is like buying your clothes back from goodwill. There’s a reason you got rid of them in the first place.
  4. Some people come into your life as blessing as others come as life lessons.
  5. Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower, going out, and putting back on the same old dirty underwear.
  6. Never allow loneliness to drive you back in the arms of someone you don’t belong with.
  7. People learn how to treat you based on what you accept from them.
  8. People miss you more when they see how happy you are without them.
  9. Just because you miss someone doesn’t mean they belong in your life
  10. If someone won’t lift a finger to call or spend time with you, it’s time for you to lift five fingers and wave good bye.

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What to say to someone who has been dumped

Kind words for someone who has been dumped

What can you say to your friend or daughter who has just been dumped? Nobody wants to hear that the person that they have just spent time with is a total loser (even if they are).

It can be painful both physically and emotionally when you feel like your heart has been broken in two and stomped on.

Right after the breakup, it is hard to see that things will ever get better again. People tend to feel extreme emotions and think crazy thoughts like their destiny is spending their life alone, sitting home alone on a Saturday night watching rom coms. It can be paralyzing when you feel like you may never ever meet someone again.

Your loved one has to figure out their own way forward, but having you there offering a warm presence and kind words is extremely helpful.

Below are a few kind, uplifting things you can say, as well as a few zingers in case you just can’t help yourself.

What to say to someone going through a breakup

  1. One day someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
  2. Breakups aren’t always meant for make ups, sometimes they are meant for wakeups.
  3. Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can come together.
  4. No relationship is ever a waste of your time. If it didn’t bring you what you want it taught you what you don’t want.
  5. There’s a guy out there who’s going to be really happy that you didn’t get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
  6. I’m sorry your relationship with the psycho that everyone warned you about didn’t work out.
  7. Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting them back together.
  8. Move on. It’s just a chapter in the past. But don’t close the book, just turn the page
  9. Someone, somewhere is looking for exactly what you have to offer.
  10. Sometimes you have to give up on people, not because you don’t care, because they don’t.
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How to answer when someone says that their life sucks

What to say when someone says their life sucks

Often when it rains it pours, something bad happens and then another thing hits and it feels like a double whammy and you may think yur life sucks. You can’t help but think what is going on here? Why is so much crappy stuff happening to me?

When life doesn’t go the way you had planned it may seem like everything is going wrong, when in fact life is just pushing you in a new and better direction.

A friend of mine was really upset that she didn’t get a fundraising job she applied for. She took another job with a prestigious organization. Later on, she met the person who had actually taken the position who shared that it was a terrible place to work. My friend was, in fact, lucky that she never landed the job.

When some is feeling like crap because of a few tough knocks offer up some empathy and explain that something better awaits them in their future. Here are a few great things to say to someone who thinks that their life sucks.

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What to say to someone who thinks that they suck at something

What to say to someone who think they aren't good at something

Whenever we are learning a new skill most people are probably not the best or clearly suck at it. There is going to be a learning curve for any new project that you take on and you could call this the sucky phase.

When you learned to walk you probably fell down a couple of times, hurt your knee but you just got up and kept trying. When you’re a kid you think other people can walk, I can too!  You didn’t withdraw into yourself and think that you are the world’s biggest loser because walking didn’t come to you straight away.

When you practice any skill you naturally get better and better at something. People who pick things up quickly usually enjoy what they are doing, get feedback or a coach to improve their performance

Once you have done something for a while, you look back at your earlier work and can be shocked at how far you have come. What you thought was once your best art work you may now consider cringey.

Sometimes people just need a little encouragement to push through the hard part when they think they suck at something. The only time someone is a loser is when the quit before the challenge has even begun.

Here are a few kind things you can say to encourage the newbie to keep going.

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