Comebacks when people call you salty

When someone calls you salty they’re basically saying that you’re angry and upset because someone roasted and you’re pissed off about it.

Who knew that the term “salty” originates from the US Navy and it’s used to describe older members of the navy who are fed up with the navy life. Salty refers to their temperament has been replaced with sea salt and misery.

Don’t worry, every single one of us has felt salty at times, especially when we’re being razzed or roasted by friends. Feeing salty won’t last forever and your friends will probably move on and start roasting someone else. The best thing that you can do is not show how much what people are saying actually bothers you and try to act non-chalant and cool about the situation. The moment people see that they are getting to you, they will start winding you up, ratcheting it up and teasing you even more.

Instead, keep calm and use a few great comebacks in a joking way and let them know that you’re really OK and no so salty after all.

Best comebacks for being called salty

1. I love it when you talk dirty!

2. How would you know, you have no taste?

3. Yep, still bitter and a little salty too.

4. Go polish your crocs.

5. I am feeling salty, bring on the tequila.

6. Yep, of all the flavours I chose to be salty.

7. I’m not salty, I’m just well-seasoned.

8. Would you like some cheese with your whine?

9. I missed the part where that’s a problem.

Definition of a salty person

When someone’s salty, it means they get all worked up over tiny stuff. They might hold grudges or get super defensive if they think someone’s dissing them. Acting salty could mean they’re feeling insecure or not great about themselves, and that might make them act all snappy or kinda passive-aggressive.

But going down the salty road can create a bad vibe and cause drama in social scenes. So, being chill, nice, and understanding is way better than going salty and wrecking connections.

How to deal with people calling you salty

Getting called salty isn’t always easy, but it’s a chance to learn and grow. Here’s how to handle it:

1. Listen up: Hear out what others are saying, even if you don’t totally agree. Being open to feedback matters.
   
2. Own up: If you’ve been acting salty, admit it and apologize to anyone you’ve upset. Taking responsibility shows maturity.
   
3. Stay chill: Practice ways to keep your emotions in check – like mindfulness or deep breathing. It helps you stay cool in social spots.
   
4. Put yourself in their shoes: Think about how your actions affect others. Being empathetic and working on social skills is key.
   
5. Lean on others: If you’re struggling with salty behavior and its impact on relationships, talk to friends, family, or a therapist. Support makes a difference.

Hey, just a heads up – being called salty doesn’t label you. We all mess up at times. Take it as a chance to level up by learning and improving. Work on being kind and respectful to others. You’ve got this!

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When you are dealing with being called salty by others and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.

Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home. 

Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.

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