Funny replies when someone asks if your partner is good in bed

• Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
• He's not just good, he's sexcellent!
• Men are like pantie hose, some run, some cling and some just don't fit right in the crotch
• It's scientifically proven that women can be satisfied with 3.5 inches, it doesn' t matter if it's Visa or Mastercard.
• Poker is like sex, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

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