A couple are waiting in line at the movie theatre. A woman in line tells the man that it is very sweet of him to take his daughter to a movie. He replies that it is not his daughter, it is his wife.
A cashier asks a father if his son and daughter are identical twins. The father shocked replies, “No, the one over there has a penis!”
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An old lady asks what stay at home mothers do all day. The SAHM mother explains she plans to go back to work, so she can take a break from working so hard at home.
A man wants it both ways, he tells his girlfriend that he has fallen in love with another woman, but he would still like to live with her and date other people.
A woman runs into a mother who she attended a baby group with. She tells the mother, with her son present, that her son has grown into his big head.