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How to answer when people call you crazy

Clever comebacks when people call you crazy

When people call you crazy they are saying that you are wild, hyper and fun to hang out with or they are saying you are little nuts.

The crazy ones are the people who change the world for the better. When Steve Jobs had the idea to revolutionize the music industry with iPods and Itunes people thought it couldn’t be done and thought it was a crazy idea. If someone had told your ancestors that you would be watching videos on your phone they would have thought the person was crazy. Great things never come from people who sit around in their comfort zone watching Netflix.

If you are a little out there, fun and creative be proud. There is absolutely nothing worse than being ordinary.

Next time someone calls you crazy, just smile and use one of our great comebacks.

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I am not crazy! The voices tell me I am entirely sane.
I am not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
Some people ride the crazy train. I drive that mother f*cker!
Sanity is highly overrated.

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What to say if someone calls you a drama queen

Clever replies if you are called a drama queen

Being called a drama queen isn’t a compliment. Drama queens are known for blowing everything out of proportion and making small things into big things.

Usually, girls are accused of being drama queens but sometimes boys get into the mix as well. Some say drama queens are seeking attention from others but their drama also makes life more challenging for everybody who has to deal with them.

If someone calls you a drama queen, you may want to seriously think about changing your ways, but in the meantime use one of our comebacks.

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Yah, the junior high called me. They want their drama back.
My drama’s made for movies, not reality!
You make other drama queens look like peasants.
I am a drama queen and damn proud.
Yeah, my life has more drama than a van full of drag queens.

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Clever comebacks when people call you skinny

Funny replies when someone calls you skinny

People consider it rude to mention that someone is overweight but it is fair game to go on about someone being too skinny. Some of the things people say, they would never get away saying the same thing to a portly person.

Skinny girls are used to hearing that you think they need to have a decent meal, yeah, we know that we look like toothpicks, and you don’t need to say we look like a bag of bones either. We know you’d love to have our problem, but please quit saying that we have an eating disorder!

Next time someone says, “You’re so skinny!“ use one of our great comebacks.

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If you ran like your mouth, you would be in good shape.
Jealousy looks terrible on you, yet you continue to wear it.
I can't for the life of me imagine why you would feel the need to have such a vested interest in my weight.

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Don't wear skinny jeans unless you have skinny genes!

Eva Mendes was made fun of  for being skinny

Via Wikipedia 66ème Festival de Venise (Mostra) Eva Mendès

Eva Mendes found her teen years really challenging, she shared “I was a gawky, skinny girl with big teeth and that made me an easy target,” Mendes told The Daily Mail. “I had two bullies and they tortured me all through junior high school. At the time I couldn’t understand why they kept taunting me. Only later could I see that I was showing them my fear and that’s what they were pouncing on.”

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I give up!

I give up

How should someone respond when someone says, ”I give up!”  Of course it depends who says it, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best answer.

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Funny replies to are those children all yours

Funny replies when people ask the mom of a large family if all the kids belong to her

Are those children all yours is such a crazy question to ask a mother, it’s not like a mom is going to take eight children out grocery shopping just for fun! It’s the kind of question that deserves a sassy answer.

When you are the parent of a large family, you know that any time you leave the house people are going to stare at your family as if you are some kind of circus act. After a while, you get used to all of the attention, and it’s a given that strangers are going to ask the usual inquisitive and sometimes downright rude questions. Instead of getting annoyed by the
interest in your large family, it is better to have a bit of laugh with the people who ask the questions.

Parents of smaller families are always shocked to find out how many kids you have, probably because they find it challenging getting out the door with two kids small kids, let alone nine. It is hard not to imagine that moms of large broods are some kind of superheroes for pulling it all off.

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When people make it sound like you’re crazy for having such a large family it can be insensitive, especially when said in front of your little darlings. After all, each child is a gift, people who have large families love kids, why do you think we have them!

Next time someone asks if, “Those children all yours?” and you want to have a bit of fun, use one of our clever comebacks. Of course, it will depend on who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best answer.

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