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What to say if someone calls you a drama queen

Clever replies if you are called a drama queen

Being called a drama queen isn’t a compliment. Drama queens are known for blowing everything out of proportion and making small things into big things.

Usually, girls are accused of being drama queens but sometimes boys get into the mix as well. Some say drama queens are seeking attention from others but their drama also makes life more challenging for everybody who has to deal with them.

If someone calls you a drama queen, you may want to seriously think about changing your ways, but in the meantime use one of our comebacks.

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Clever comebacks when people call you skinny

Funny replies when someone calls you skinny

People consider it rude to mention that someone is overweight but it is fair game to go on about someone being too skinny. Some of the things people say, they would never get away saying the same thing to a portly person.

Skinny girls are used to hearing that you think they need to have a decent meal, yeah, we know that we look like toothpicks, and you don’t need to say we look like a bag of bones either. We know you’d love to have our problem, but please quit saying that we have an eating disorder!

Next time someone says, “You’re so skinny!“ use one of our great comebacks.

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Eva Mendes was made fun of  for being skinny

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Eva Mendes found her teen years really challenging, she shared “I was a gawky, skinny girl with big teeth and that made me an easy target,” Mendes told The Daily Mail. “I had two bullies and they tortured me all through junior high school. At the time I couldn’t understand why they kept taunting me. Only later could I see that I was showing them my fear and that’s what they were pouncing on.”

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Funny responses when people ask a large family if they are finished having kids

What to say when people ask if you are finished having children

How should a parent respond when asked, “Are you done having children?” Parents in large families are often asked by random strangers if they are planning on having any more kids.

It is a little strange that feel people comfortable asking someone they don’t know such a personal question. Really, the details of your fertility or your sex life aren’t anyone’s business. It’s kind of liking asking someone how their last pap smear went.

Of course, it will depend on who asks the question but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best snappy comeback.

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What to say when you are called fat

Best ever comebacks if you are bullied for being fat

Mocking and humiliating someone for being overweight is hurtful and cruel. Every one of us has something different about us that people could make fun of. When you are overweight, when someone insults you it is usually the first thing they mention, they fat shame you.

If you are carrying a little extra weight, and you are tired of people making rude comments or insulting you, try one of our clever comebacks below.

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Kate Winslet was bullied and called fat at school

Kate Winslet was bullied for being over weight at school
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During her We  Day speech at Wembley Area, Kate Winselt shared how she was picked on for being overweight in her school days.

I had been bullied at school. They called me Blubber. Teased me for wanting to act. Locked me in the cupboard. Laughed at me. I wasn’t the prettiest. I was even told that I might be lucky in my acting if I was happy to settle for the fat-girl parts. [Casting agents] would say, ‘You’re just not what we’re looking for Kate.’ I’d hear that a lot.

I didn’t lock myself away and give up on my dream. I fought back. I had to ignore the negative comments. I had to believe in myself. I had to choose to rise above it all, and I had to work hard. You have to be indestructible to do what you love, and believe that you are worth it. And sometimes that’s the hardest part. – Kate Winslet

Don’t listen to haters, carry on follow your dreams and keep living your life.

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J. K. Rowling talks about fat shaming women

JK Rowlings says stop bullying people for their weight
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Why do people treat being overweight as some kind of crime? J.K. Rowling shares her thoughts about the fat shaming.

“Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her.

I mean, is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me; but then, you might retort, what do I know about the pressure to be skinny? I’m not in the business of being judged on my looks, what with being a writer and earning my living by using my brain…

You would think that JK Rowling’s accomplishments as the worlds best-selling author would be what people focus on, but she even has people commenting on her weight. Why are people more focused on a women’s weight than her accomplishments?

I went to the British Book Awards that evening. After the award ceremony, I bumped into a woman I hadn’t seen for nearly three years. The first thing she said to me? ‘You’ve lost a lot of weight since the last time I saw you!’

‘Well,’ I said, slightly nonplussed, ‘the last time you saw me I’d just had a baby.’

What I felt like saying was, ‘I’ve produced my third child and my sixth novel since I last saw you. Aren’t either of those things more important, more interesting, than my size?’ But no – my waist looked smaller! Forget the kid and the book: finally, something to celebrate!

Tyra Banks was fat shamed by a tabloid

Tyra banks was fat shamed by a tabloid

A tabloid posted of Tyra Banks on the beach and made critical remarks about her weight and figure.

Tara responded on her live talk show telling the audience that the tabloid could, “Kiss my fat ass!” Go, Tyra!

Apparently, many models are very insecure about their bodies after having their appearance scrutinized constantly. Ms. Banks seems pretty confident to me, and so she should be, what a beautiful woman.

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Funny replies to are those children all yours

Funny replies when people ask the mom of a large family if all the kids belong to her

Are those children all yours is such a crazy question to ask a mother, it’s not like a mom is going to take eight children out grocery shopping just for fun! It’s the kind of question that deserves a sassy answer.

When you are the parent of a large family, you know that any time you leave the house people are going to stare at your family as if you are some kind of circus act. After a while, you get used to all of the attention, and it’s a given that strangers are going to ask the usual inquisitive and sometimes downright rude questions. Instead of getting annoyed by the
interest in your large family, it is better to have a bit of laugh with the people who ask the questions.

Parents of smaller families are always shocked to find out how many kids you have, probably because they find it challenging getting out the door with two kids small kids, let alone nine. It is hard not to imagine that moms of large broods are some kind of superheroes for pulling it all off.

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When people make it sound like you’re crazy for having such a large family it can be insensitive, especially when said in front of your little darlings. After all, each child is a gift, people who have large families love kids, why do you think we have them!

Next time someone asks if, “Those children all yours?” and you want to have a bit of fun, use one of our clever comebacks. Of course, it will depend on who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best answer.

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