Lisa insults a friend by telling her that she could paint a room with her breasts in two strokes, but it would take her friend two weeks with her small chest.
A man tells his girlfriend that she has beautiful blue eyes, but she has brown eyes. His girlfriend is not impressed.
A woman at the airport asks a lady who is not pregnant when her baby is due.
A flight attendant asks another crew member if she knows about the captain they are flying with. The captain had recently had a hair transplant.
A young woman is put in jail for 10 years. Her cell mate asks her if she is gay. She responds to her cell mate, “Is that your way of asking if I’m single? Sorry, but you’re not my type.”
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