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What to say if people ask if you’re a virgin

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Clever replies when people ASK IF YOU'RE A VIRGIN

Whether you’re a virgin or not it really is not anybody’s business but your own. Your friends or the new person who you are seeing may want to know, but you are no under no obligation to answer.

Being a virgin is nothing to be embarrassed about but you might not be ready to share your lack of a sex life with everyone you know. Talking about the intimate details of your sex life (or lack of) isn’t really first date conversation.

Some people are waiting for the right person and don’t want to give into peer pressure. Why on earth would you want to lose your virginity with the first idiot who comes along?

If you want to give an answer, that doesn’t give away too much information, try one of our comebacks below.

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Joe Jonas lost his virginity when he was 20

Joe Jonas lost virginity at 20

Joe Jonas shared with Vulture magazine when he lost his virginity.

“I did other stuff before then, but I was sexually active at 20. I’m glad I waited for the right person because you look back and you go, ‘That girl was batshit crazy. I’m glad I didn’t go there.’”

I don’t know why, but he seems to need to share the juicy details of his private life. He shared on the details on Reddit, at least he practices safe sex.

“I lost my virginity to this girl named Ashley. You can probably just Google it. It’s pretty easy to figure out. I dated a girl named Ashley, so just Google it to figure out which Ashley that is. It’s quite the great story because I didn’t have any condoms, so I went to our drummer, Jack’s room, who was my roommate at the time and I demolished his room looking for them. Found them underneath his underwear drawer. When he came home, he thought somebody broke into his room because his whole room was demolished because I was in dire need. Needed to happen then and now. Safety first, kids.”

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How to answer when people ask why you don’t have children

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Funny replies when people ask why you DON'T HAVE KIDS

If you are a couple, at some point in time someone is going to ask you when you are going to have kids. If you have just met someone and you are still figuring out your relationship, it can be embarrassing to be put on the spot. You are probably still figuring out if the person is the one for you, without adding another person into the mix.

Not everyone wants children, when you think that you are signing up to move in with someone you don’t know for the next 18 years, it’s a pretty big deal.

Next time some nosy person wants to know when you are having children, smile and use one of our clever comebacks.

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What to say when someone says do you know what causes that when you’re pregnant

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Clever replies when someone says do you know what causes that to a pregnant woman

People think they are being incredibly witty when they ask a pregnant woman, “Do you know what causes that?” The question gets pretty old fast, especially when you are asked the same question three times every outing.

Mothers of large families have heard it all before, maybe folks are trying to be friendly, and want to start up a conversation but it gets incredibly annoying after a while.

In large centers with an expensive cost of living, women are having fewer children at a later age. Large families aren’t very common anymore, they are in fact are a novelty.

Back in the late 1800s, it would be common to have 9 children, can you imagine having that many kids today with the expectations of parents! No wonder there weren’t any helicopter parents in the 1800s, how could you micromanage 8 kids?

Here are some fun things you can say to play along next time someone asks if you know what causes that.

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How to respond if people ask if you are your child’s grandparent

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How to respond when you're asked if you are your child's grandparent

With the cost of living becoming so expensive and new technology options, people are choosing to have children at a much later age.

Older mothers are becoming the new normal, if you chose to have children later in life it may not come as a surprise to be asked the dreaded question, “Are you the grandmother?” Most people who ask this question will be mortified when you answer, and they realize what they have just said. Some women are new moms at 40 others are grandmas at 42.

Kathy was unable to have a child, when a new technology was available she tried it out and became an older mother at 43. She was blessed with a wonderful daughter who is her pride and joy.

When her daughter started school, one of her young friends would continually ask if she was the Grandmother. It was embarrassing in front of some of the younger moms and other parents.  Just know that you are not alone, Kelly Preston announced her pregnancy when she was 47.

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