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Who’s the babys father?

A nosy waitress asks a customer if she knows who her baby’s father is.

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Your husband looks elderly in that photo

A woman tells her friend that her husband looks really elderly in a picture with his newborn son. The insulted lady tells her friend it was a bad picture, and her husband looks almost as old as the friend.