Coworkers find out that a forty year old woman they work with is pregnant. One of the woman says, “Isn’t it hard to have a baby at YOUR age?” The pregnant lady responds, “Isn’t it hard to have a baby at any age?”
old snappy comeback
A woman tells her friend that her husband looks really elderly in a picture with his newborn son. The insulted lady tells her friend it was a bad picture, and her husband looks almost as old as the friend.