A woman tells her boyfriend that he is just too old for her. The man replies that he is not too old, and they can make the relationship work. The girlfriend explains, “Look, I don’t want you spending all of your money on viagra!”
A couple are waiting in line at the movie theatre. A woman in line tells the man that it is very sweet of him to take his daughter to a movie. He replies that it is not his daughter, it is his wife.