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Great comebacks when someone asks if you are crazy

Clever replies when you are called crazy

Nobody likes to be called crazy, especially in public by some moron. If you fall outside some people’s exceptionally narrow view of the world they think you are little crazy. I don’t know about you, but I personally find really conventional people a little dull.

Some of the most brilliant people in the world have been considered crazy for their unconventional ideas. The Wright brothers had an idea for a flying plane, people thought they were nuts. Before Eddison created the light bulb people sat around in the dark, they thought he was crazy trying to create electricity.

Next time someone insults you and calls you crazy, smile and be thankful you are not a boring bastard, then slay them with one our snappy comebacks below.

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Gee, first my therapist, and now you...
I may be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid.
You make that sound like it is a bad thing.
Sometimes I question my sanity but the unicorn in my kitchen told me I am fine.
Can you hear those voices too? Are they saying the same thing?

When you are told to stop being crazy, shut the person up!

Steve Jobs could have been considered crazy, what made him different made him a genius

Steve Jobs, Wikipedia Commons

Steve Jobs could have been considered eccentric by many, when he worked at Atari he stopped showering and using deodorant. He had a vegetarian and vegan diet and tried not to eat any chemicals. He accepted a salary of $1.00, he owned over $2 billion in Apple stock.

Steve Jobs revolutionized the world with mobile devices and computer technology. To Jobs “Think different” was more of a life motto than a marketing slogan.

Thinking different, and being a bit crazy certainly isn’t a bad thing.

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How to respond when someone asks what’s wrong with you

How to respond when someone says what's wrong with you


Urban dictionary defines “Whats wrong with you! as an insult, a real put down, accusing a person of not being sane or being inhumanly incorrect.”

Going around and asking people rude questions like, “What’s wrong with you isn’t going to win a person a lot of friends. The person asking you that question needs to give their head a shake.

Maybe you look a little different or have a disability and people ask intrusive questions. If that is the case, you don’t have to explain anything or provide an explanation.

Feel free to use one of our comebacks below and shut the person up.

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If you are going to question every weirdo in the city, you are in for a long day.
For some reason I keep hanging around idiots like you, it is a real problem!
Do you want a list?
Not much, my mother had me tested.
The only thing wrong with me is I am talking to you.

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Kristin Stewart was picked on for being different

Kristen Stewart Wikipedia

Kristin Stewart was bullied as a teenager for not dressing like the other kids at school. “Look at a picture of me before I was 15. I am a boy. I wore my brother’s clothes, dude!” she tells Vanity Fair. Stewart shares, “But it’s not like I didn’t care that they made fun of me. It really bothered me. I remember this girl in sixth grade looked at me in gym and was like, ‘Oh my God! That’s disgusting — you don’t shave your legs!” Even though Kristen Stewart is a big movie start nowadays, she still faces a lot of criticism from press. She says she doesn’t care about what her critics have to say.

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Funny replies when someone asks if you love them

Clever replies when someone asks if you love them

Maybe your partner needs a little extra reassurance and likes to ask you, “Do you love me?” all of the time.

If your partner feels insecure, (perhaps you are incredibly attractive, witty and have others throwing themselves at you) they may feel a little threatened. All of us like to feel secure and know that we are the person our boyfriend/girlfriend really wants to be with.

It can be annoying if someone lacks self-confidence and is continually clingy. Most people probably don’t realize that they are being needy and overly sensitive in a relationship.

If you want to let your partner know that you love them in a funny way, use one of the clever comebacks below.

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