A man wants it both ways, he tells his girlfriend that he has fallen in love with another woman, but he would still like to live with her and date other people.
A woman runs into a mother who she attended a baby group with. She tells the mother, with her son present, that her son has grown into his big head.
A man demands to know why a friend would move away from Vancouver, the best place on earth.
A woman goes to her OBGYN for a pregnancy check up. The doctor tells her that she has an unusual vagina and asks if the medical interns can have a look at it.
After experiencing fertility issues for ten years, a woman shares her pregnancy news with an old friend. The friend responds better you than me.