A woman tells her friend that her husband looks really elderly in a picture with his newborn son. The insulted lady tells her friend it was a bad picture, and her husband looks almost as old as the friend.
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My son has a girlfriend
A mother talks about her teenage son having a girlfriend. She is thinking of letting her son’s girlfriend stay overnight, so they don’t have to have sex in the back of a car. Her friend has other ideas on the matter.
Who’s that guy?
An old man runs into a woman from work. She asks about his grandson who she saw at the park, the elderly man admits that the boy is actually his son.
That captain had a hair transplant
A flight attendant asks another crew member if she knows about the captain they are flying with. The captain had recently had a hair transplant.
Are you a lesbian?
A young woman is put in jail for 10 years. Her cell mate asks her if she is gay. She responds to her cell mate, “Is that your way of asking if I’m single? Sorry, but you’re not my type.”
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