People always like to point out when someone looks pale and make some kind of remark like, “maybe you should get some sun”, or “are you ok?” Where did people get the idea that looking like over-tanned wrinkled cow hide would be a better look than pale? Yeah, I know I’m pale and no I’m not a vampire.
If you want to respond with a clever comeback next time someone calls you pale unnecessarily, check out a few of these.
These comebacks are also available in a printable format.
These comebacks are also available in a printable format.