There are haters everywhere all over the world. Anytime you step out of your comfort zone and do something, 30 percent of people will like it, 30 percent of people won’t like it, and 30 percent of people won’t care. (Who knows what happened to the other 10 percent.).
If you are a creator, actor, a musician in a band, or someone who is putting any kind of content out into the world, you will receive criticism from others. I have experienced this with the website, people hating me for what I have created. Dealing with negative feedback gets easier with time. You look at the source and realize they may have something useful to say or their opinion could be a complete waste of time.
When an idiot mouths off, “I hate you!” you can either respond with a comeback or let it go because he might be part of the 30 percent of the hater population.
If you are continually being picked on, you can use a comeback to let the person know that you are not a doormat who can be walked all over. Often after responding with a few comebacks and making the bully look like a fool, they move on to another target.
Below we have some great comebacks for the haters in this world. Use your comeback and let them know that they can spread their hate elsewhere.
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Top ten sarcastic comebacks for haters
- I’m an acquired taste. Don’t like me, acquire some taste.
- Haters gonna hate.
- That’s OK, not everyone has to like me.
- You don’t like me? That’s a shame. I’ll pencil in some time to cry about it later. Right now, I’m busy enjoying my life.
- I am not concerned with you liking or disliking me. All I ask is that you treat me respectfully.
- What you think about me is none of my business.
- I don’t expect to have mental affinity with everyone.
- Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon.
- Some call them haters, I call them motivators.
- If you think I care what you think of me you’d better think again.
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Love these ones
STOP DRINKING THE HATERADE
(gatorade)
haha love that one! Haterade!
SALTS
Someone:shut up
Me: I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up
Love it !
I have one: in my life there are 5% haters with u still 5% cuz u don’t count on my life
I’ve heard that one so many times
Definetly using it
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s a good one
can I use that for song lyrics?
AWESOME
lord i used that on my bully she got roastedddd
That insult makes 6 year olds roasts look good
dude: I’m cooler than you…
girl: if your cooler than me, then doesn’t that make me hotter than you?
THE HATERADE THING IS SOOO OLD! GET OVER IT!!!!!!!
Stop bein a hater I think u need some haterade
If you’re sick of it? Then I’m sorry if you don’t like my honesty, but to be fair, I don’t like your lies.
At least I don’t give Freddy Krouger nightmares.
love that one!!!!!!
I used the who lit the fuse on your tampon to a mean girl. The look of shock on her face as pricless.
i did as well xD she said “excuse me wtf” ?
I used the JELOUS disease and haterorade and she didn’t say anything back
so last time this girl came up to me nd she was like “i don’t get it why all the guys like you!!! your not even that pretty!!!” and around the school I’m known for ignoring haters ect. and I had seen this site before so I said ” jealousy is a disease. get well soon, bitch!” and smiled and waved to her as I walked away. people around were like wooaaahhh cause I’m usually the bubbly,cute, against bully girl who accepts you if you accept her. thanks for creating the site!!!!
Good for you having the comeback ready!
Always need comebacks for those pitas! (Pain in the ass)
Also i got one
I would try see stuff from your point of view but i cant get my head that far up my ass
Roses at red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
What happened to you?
that one is so good
God made rivers
God made lakes
God made you
To prove we all make mistakes
(For frenemie or fake friends you want to end friendship with)(this might hurt them)
You:are you my friend?
He/she : Yes
You: wish I could say the same.
*burn*
AMAZING, thanks for the idea, I have loads of people I need to say this to.
Your soo ugly when your mum drops you off she got fined for littering
The zoo calls you and asks how you got out of your cage
This guy at my school always thought he knew everything and I said “ur name is not google, so stop pretending you know everything!” And he’s like “whatever ur so annoying” I was so funnnyy
Way to go, I bet you shut him up for a while.
u guys are loser
Really? I had no idea you knew so much about my life! Please continue while I take notes.
*burned*
Jealousy is a disease get well soon bitch lol
Yo Besma Ima give you a full size jackhammer real quick. It should help to dislodge your head from that far into your ass!
I’m sorry
I can’t understand you over all that bullshit your speaking
i can fix my problems, but you can’t fix yours
Here is mine comeback:
hater: I hate you
me: I love you
Hm… that might not work but i’ll try thanks
LOL 100% gonna use it
My Comeback; Hey, look! According to the scientists, your NOT the center of the universe!
Could also say: The last time I checked the earth moved around the sun, not around you
My Comeback; What happened to your face? Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
My Comeback; Well, apparently your the reason the Earth is tilted on its axis!
I’ve learned a bit of bit of languages, hmm… sorry- moron isn’t one of them.
Its not hating if what I say is true.
Look at my bucket list, It says for me to do my chores, Take my dog for a walk, hey! I just realized it doesn’t say; Talk to you!”
Scientists say the world is made of atoms, electricons, hmm, they forgot to mention the morons! Oh damn, the lab closes soon! We could take you there and let them investigate you, or even better! They could leave you in one of their display cases!- wait, the zoo is expecting you already
“Look, Im sorry if you hate me. Not everyone has good taste.”
some have horrible taste
« Were u born on a highway? This is where most of accidents happen » ?sorry not that good
You talking about yourself or your whole family 🙂
JK
you so fat you dont need the internet..you all ready world wide !
•hater: U suck Me: well that’s bad for me but I thought u digest
•if u ever hear some1 say u almost made me choke on my food say ok who’s was it (then name a bunch of guys names)
•Me: wuts dat on ur face Hater: wut where. Me: right there Hater: there’s nothing. Me: ya itz called ugliness
•ur so fake even barbie is jealous
//Sry there bad//
lol how do people come up so many ideas like this i just freeze and say something stuipd…
Lol, same that is mostly why I’m on this website lol!
girl forever!
haha
lol ngl i love ur name it is so pretty
Hater: Your so fake Me:OMG your so real! like a real ass
if i wanted to listen to shit i would have gone to the bathroom
This boy kept making momma jokes and I said ,”the momma jokes are off chart like your hairline.” “The mother jokes were from two years ago, your late.” I also said “you probably used those momma jokes from the internet.”
The boy was silent and I was laughing
I said to a hater “Oh wait, were you talking? Oh wait that’s right I DON’T CARE”. And all my friends started dabbing cause they are always around me.
thats something we have in common then 😛
hater: you are so ugly me: you clearly haven’t looked at yourself in the mirror. Oh wait, I forgot!! You are to lazy to go to the store and buy one!! hater:……. friend: hey.. we might need a fire extinguisher because (haters name) just got burned!!!!
Hey I got one too
Hater:your so ugly
Me:oh honey I’m just tryna look like you
Haters: ew she’s fat & ugly
Me: thanks keyboard warrior 😀 maybe sometime, u should just see what you’re made out of, LiTeRal ShIt. Oh WaIt. You’re NoT eVeN wOrTh sHiT mAtE 🙂 at least I’m being more productive here other than hating, UnLiKe SoMe PeRsOn :^
actually haters don’t hate, they actually admire you cause you’re there reflection of what they want to be
but if you want to say some thing Nasty or something I have a list of what I want to say to a BTS hater or more
1.i’m not in the mood to pretend I like you today
2.awesome ends with me and ugly starts with u
3.is it just me or are you always stupid or is this a special occasion
4.i want to see from your perspective , but I can’t get my head that far up my ass
5. sorry, but what language are you speaking , to me it sounds like BULLSH*T
6. the only way to get laid is. to crawl up a chicken ass and wait
7. stop trying to b smart unless your name is Google
you can use this if you want
well sayed ?
Slay!
Oh really?the 1800’s called,and they want the hairline back.
Good one
I love these so much their lol
I wouldn’t eat you if you were the last pickle at the picnic!
If someone calls you fat say “I can lose weight ugly cant be cured”
The fart one was funny but the water drinking was just a weird comeback