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Top Ten Savage Comebacks

Top ten savage comebacks

Urban Dictionary defines savage as, “someone who does not care about the Consequences of his or her actions.” Usually the savage will do things that make other people say, “What the f*ck? Are you crazy?” It has been overused to mean other things, but this is the original meaning.

“Mike Tyson is a straight up Savage.” Urban Dictionary

Now I am certainly not telling you to act like a savage and run around and bite people’s ears off like Mike Tyson. If someone has been cruel and nasty and you have had enough, you need a comeback that will shut the person up once and for all, so look no further.
These are savage comebacks you wouldn’t want to use every day. These are reserved for really nasty people.

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Top Ten Savage Comebacks

  1. What doesn’t kill you. Disappoints me.
  2. You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
  3. I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment.
  4. I’m not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my cell phone.
  5. Did your brain take a laxative because there is a lot of shit coming out of your mouth.
  6. Isn’t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?
  7. The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.
  8. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.
  9. You can’t Photoshop personality.
  10. Your only purpose in life is as an organ donor.

Rhianna was picked on for not being black enough

Rihanna Via Wikipedia

Rihanna was mocked for not being “black enough”, her skin color was lighter than her classmates. Rhianna says that  she has gained personal strength from her bullying: “But I’m not victimized—I’m grateful. I think those experiences were strategically put together by God for the preparation of being in the music industry. It’s so easy for me to deal with the bullsh*t.  Read more

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34 Responses

    1. ooh how bout this,
      1.)im sorry i didnt know i cared.

      2.) i dont hate you but if you were on fire and i had water, id drink the water.

  1. Savage comeback alert!!!!: hey, i need an ugly mask for drama class, can i borrow that one? Oh wait sorry. Thats your face…

  2. there is this really annoying dude in my class and he keeps bullying me, even if im not talking to him. he´ll always ask me for stuff and if i refuse hell get mad and start saying stupid stuff. its so upsetting and sometimes i want to cry and the people surrounding me keep supporting him. one day hes going to get in trouble and i will laugh until i die watching him do it.

    1. I feel you in my class there are one boy who bully me and teacher not doing anything about that (and class supporting him too) soo yea I feel you

    2. That exact thing happened to me in 6th grade. This guy at my table would tell everybody he was their friend, and after bullying me, I would tell the teacher. She would ask the table if they heard him insult me, and they would all say they didn’t hear him even speak. God damit andrew!!

  3. So here’s a train of it. Random person: your ugly. Me: are you sure cause I think you are… Random person: No cause you broke it. Me: go to a doctor ask for a reality test. Me: … Tell me the results. Random person: ?

  4. Wait i have one:

    Bully: Oi Loser?
    Me:
    Bully: Why aren’t you responding loser?
    Me:
    Bully: (says my name)
    Me: What?
    Bully: Why weren’t you responding?
    Me: Cause when you said loser I thought you were referring to yourself.

  5. If someone calls u ugly: dude I’m not a mirror.

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