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Top ten snappy comebacks for mean girls

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Every school or office has a few mean girls who are just plain nasty. If you are being picked on by a mean girl, you are not alone. Many girls have been picked on at school.

The mean girl thinks she is the queen bee and prances around like she owns the place, in charge of everyone and everything. Middle school and high school can be awkward times for teens, who are going through a lot of changes and want to fit in.

Often the mean girl will target someone who she thinks is an easy mark, somebody she thinks won’t respond when she singles them out.  Be prepared the next time she tries to embarrass you in front of others and have a comeback ready.

Often when you respond with a comeback, the mean girl will move on to someone else who she thinks is an easier target.

Here is a top ten list of snappy comebacks you can use on mean girls. These comebacks should leave the nasty girl a little startled that someone snapped back.

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Top ten sarcastic comebacks for mean girls

  1. You have the rest of your life to be a jerk, why not take today off?
  2. If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.
  3. You know, all the makeup and the clothes can’t change what an ugly person you really are!
  4. I hope you choke on all that shit you talk.
  5. I’ve been called worse by better.
  6. Did your brain take a laxative because there is a lot of BS coming out of your mouth?
  7. Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?
  8. I don’t care what everyone says. I don’t think you’re that bad.
  9. Have a nice day, somewhere else.
  10. You should come with a warning label.
Funny things to say to mean girls

Jessica Alba was bullied by mean girls at school

Jessica Alba Via Wikipedia

I’d eat my lunch in the nurses’ office so I didn’t have to sit with the other girls. Apart from my being mixed race, my parents didn’t have money so I never had the cute clothes or the cool back pack. – Jessica Alba

If you asked almost any grown woman if they were ever picked on by a mean girl at school they would probably tell you yes. Mean girls have been around since the beginning of time. You are not alone.

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The meanest mean girl of all time Regina George

The movie Mean Girls shows high school cliques and the drama that high school girls go through. The book is actually based on a self-help book written by Rosalind Wiseman’s 2002 book, Queen Bees, about teenage girl behaviour.

Mean girl, Regina George, is so mean that she even has her own definition in Urban Dictionary.

mean girl Regina George

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    1. Ha u have to deal with asholes in 6th try 7nt or 8th grades being asholes all the time to u oh and some highschoil jerks

  1. Your beautiful , fit and lovely ……. Oh wait I thought we were having a lying competition . Comeback 2 ; oh sorry was that ment to offend me ? The only thing offending me right now is your face ! Comeback 3; your birth certificate was and apology from the condom factory !?

    1. Grace I used the second one and the mean girl literally just ran away crying and to think she were picking on me I wish you could have seen it

      1. Hi Chrissy,

        For starters I think you should tell your teacher what is going on. Your teacher is going to want to know when it happened and who was there, so think about it and be ready to give him / her an answer.

        Some people are jerks, and just don't get the hint. If the idiot keeps insulting you try a few of these.

        Here are some things you can say if he keeps doing it:

        1) Coming from the person who has a face not even a mother could love.
        2) You're not exactly an oil painting yourself.
        3) I would love to insult you but I’m afraid I wouldn’t do as well as nature did.

        Good luck and let me know if you need anything further.

        Jax

        1. Hiya here is something to say….
          If. Wanna steal my boyfriend it’s probably because ur too pathetic and lonely to get ur own

          Or…..

          Ur too poor to get ur own

          And if she insults u then say I was gonna insult u back but I can’t do as well as nature did

      2. If you wanted the momma joke here are some of them.

        1) yo momma so stupid she climbed over a glass window to see what’s on the other side
        2) yo momma so ugly even Frankenstein couldn’t beat her.

        There are more but I can’t put them all and these are ones my friends and I say to bullies so it might work for anybody.

        Here is something you could say to somebody

        ( so if someone says some thing like…) you stink take a shower or something ( haha I don’t know what to put there). You could say “wow real mature”.

        Hope this helped you and everyone else

        1. Hey another ur momma joke is that u momma is so fat when she wals out side in high heals she strikes oil . This is a good one to.

        1. I would say …..
          your just fighting with me because your a low life that has nothing better to do…….I hope that helped!!

    1. I need help with really good comebacks for a bi*** in my history class, btw it’s 7th grade so, hardcore savage comebacks please.

      1. Hi Lizzy,

        Check out our top ten comeback list. https://ishouldhavesaid.net/top-ten/ and find something you feel comfortable saying.

        Remember if you get caught saying something at school you might be person to get in trouble. So pick something that you can get away with at school.

        Jax

      2. Say one of these:

        1.Hey, you should go buy a life. I heard they sell those in hell, where b****** like you belong.

        2. Listen Piggy, the only person who likes you is Ronald McDonald, so go put on your clown make-up and skip on over there.

        3.Hey everyone, look at this exhibit! It’s of the fakest girl in the world! It’s fasinating, I mean, her fake butt, boobs, nails, hair, how can this said s*** roam the earth in her days?

        Hope these help.

      3. Tell him, “Talk to me when you fix your attitude.” Or say, “I would be happy to say something mean back, but unlike you, I’m mature enough not to say that.” Lol that’ll leave them stunned.

  2. oh wow. these r cool. how come at the last min we people don’t remember this and just mutter away ………. ?????

    1. i know. i was here memorizing a ton just to completely bash them up and embarrass myself in front of the whole squad.

  3. yo mama jokes. Yo mama so ugly that when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application . Yo mama so hairy that when she went to sleep she woke up at the zoo . Yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry. Yo mama so fat she downloads cheats for Wii fit . Yo mama so fat that she broke a branch in her family tree. Yo mama so fat that the last time she saw 90000000000000000000000000000000000 was on a weighing scale thanks for reading and reply for more jokes.

    1. those are so good!!!!!! I have some more: yo mama’s so stupid she went to the m&m factory and pulled out all the w’s. yo mama’s so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch. you mama’s so fat even dora couldnt explore her.. thx for reading!! hope u read these and use them

  4. if someone gives you the middle finger tell them I don’t take offers and if they do it again say hey guys guess what I found out this person is gay/lesbian that get them to shut the fuck up

  5. Help me!! These boys in my year keep calling me a slut, but I’m only year eight and I haven’t lost my virginity yet. So they have no reason for it. I have no idea of what to say to them, but it keeps getting worse! I have no ideas of what to say. Please help me

  6. First I love these everyone and here are some good ones too were you born on a highway cause that is where most accidents happen! I’m not a astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth evolves around the sun not you! If you ran as much as you run your mouth you would be in great shape! That’s all I got so I hope people love them;)

  7. Here’s some comebacks I know
    You think you know everything? Well here’s something you don’t know your annoying

    Open your mind not your mouth

    You know it’s not Halloween yet

    Person: Your ugly

    Me: Nobody asked for your life story

    Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself bad idea in your case

    Me: Your ugly

    Person: That’s your opinion

    Me: Thats not an opinion that’s a fact

    Everybody has a right to be dumb but you just over do it

    You should really come with a warning label

    Your pretty… Pretty ugly

  8. Once you start….there is always a finishing line. So make sure you run fast to beat me because I am the finishing line to all your meanest desires.

  9. Help my daughters needs help how to deal with this bitch that keeps whispering in her friends ear and giving my daughter filthy looks as she walks past

    1. Hi Vicky, it can be very painful as a parent to see your child being picked on by a mean girl.

      Here are a few things that she can say to the girl to let her know she needs to back off, without being too agressive. Quite often when you call someone out publicly, and make them look like an idiot, they move on to a target who won’t respond.

      1)Where’s your off button?
      2) It would be nice if your mouth had a snooze button.

      If the girl continues to talk about her she can try a few of the Comebacks on these pages.

      https://ishouldhavesaid.net/2015/06/top-ten-comebacks-for-a-gossip/

      https://ishouldhavesaid.net/2016/11/top-ten-comebacks-for-mean-girls-who-are-always-creating-drama/

      Good luck,

      Bryn

  10. Hey Bryn,

    So there is this guy who goes to school with me and he always calls me short even though he is only like an inch taller than me. Also he always makes fun of me because he knows who I like so he always makes fun of me for that. Can you please help me??

    Thanks,
    Mtenags

  11. say to a mean girl “sorry i didn’t ask for a glass of your opinion.” and “i don’t sugercoat shit, I’m not will wonka.” and the most annoying remark ever is saying just “ok.” thanks x

  12. Don’t stand to close to the heater babe, plastic melts also maybe eat some makeup, that way u can be pretty on the inside to

    Also
    I’m far from perfect . I could have a flatter stomach , clearer skin, nice hair, whiter teeth but at least I don’t have an ugly heart bitch.
    Their reaction will be priceless , good luck ma queens?????

  13. These are really rude, HERES SOME ADVICE PEOPLE, DONT JOKE ABOUT PEOPLE BEING FAT, ITS RUDE, THERE ARE A GAZILLION ORHER COMEBACKS IN THIS “TRUMP”ED UP COUNTRY!

  14. I need advice
    Okay I have some good advice
    OK than can you tell me some then
    Sure dont stand by the heater
    Ha Ha WHY??
    Plastic melts

  15. I would slap you but i am afraid that will be animal abuse
    Im ugly? I bet i cant wipe “90%” percent of your beauty with a Kleenex
    Its pointless to make fun of you because it will take u the rest of the day to figure it out
    I am a nerd? Be careful chances are u will be working for one
    Keep talking i yawn when i am intrested

  16. Hey , have been bullied all my life

    these girls i know have been getting into my business and i dont know what to do also they have been laughing at me and ringing bad things up from the past they are just being really mean like saying really hurtful things

    if there any comebacks that i could say to them that wont get m into trouble.

    thanks ellz xx

    1. The ultimate one that might get you in a touch of trouble will just be screaming WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! And they will be heckling shocked

  17. My favorite comeback is this
    Everyone can I get a round of applause for the show that (insert mean girls name here) put on for us? Hopefully intermission is soon or I’m demanding a refund

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