When someone has a crush on you it is funny how everyone can’t wait to tell you. If you are into the person who likes you, then it is truly great and celebratory moment.
If you are not into the person who is crushing on you, and you share mutual friends or hang out in a group it can be really awkward. You don’t want to offend the person or turn them into an enemy but it is embarrassing when everyone starts making a really big deal about the situation.
Next someone runs up and tells you that someone wants to hook up with you, use one of our comebacks below.
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How to respond when people tell you that someone has a crush on you
- Yeah, so everyone keeps telling me.
- Well, she has good good taste.
- I’m sure she’ll make some guy that isn’t me really, really happy someday.
- Yeah, well that’s not going to happen.
- I would rather stick needles in my eyes. Or your eyes.
- I’d rather remove my own gallbladder with an oyster fork than be with her.
- If only I hadn’t just enrolled in a monastery…
- She’s really nice, considerate and not my type.
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what do i say to people who says my crush does not like me
he knows i like him
Here’s one, “Wow, that’s interesting considering the fact that I never asked for your knowledge anyways.”
what should i say when a girl is arguing with my boyfriend after i told her to be quiet like 20 times
Tell her,”If you ran like your mouth, then you’d be in good shape.”
– “Seriously? You flirt with other people’s boyfriends? Shame, sweetie.”
– “If you ran as fast as your mouth, you wouldn’t need a diet anymore.”
– “Do you have a crush on him? Oh my god, that is like, so sad, ’cause it’s so hopeless.”
– “I don’t need another girl crushing on him, thank you very much.”
Can you do one where if someone says, ” your crush doesn’t like you back!” What should I say to them?
Happy Halloween! ?
“I never liked him/her, I was just giving you an excuse to talk to him/her. You’re welcome.”