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What to say when someone calls you an asshole

Funny comebacks when you are called an asshole

Urban dictionary says an asshole is, “Anyone who doesn’t do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.”  A lot of people can get pretty annoyed when  you are not doing what they want for their personal agenda.

If you have been an asshole own it,  apologize and move on. If you’re not really being an asshole, you may want to use one of comebacks below.

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I am not an asshole, I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate assholes!
Everyone has an asshole friend, if you do not, then you are the asshole!
I never dreamed I would grow up to be an asshole but here I am killing it.
Never be nice to an asshole, all you get is shit in return.

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7 Responses

  1. When someone calls me that I tell them ‘without me you’d be out of a home, you hemorrhoid.’
    OR ‘ how about I crap on your head, because that’s my sssole purpose, my job!’

  2. 1# Oh I am the asshole, Well if I shine a mirror on you all I see is a hole. 2# Since you think I am an asshole let me talk some shit about you. 3# Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither. 4#I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, bu I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.

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