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What’s a good comeback when someone says suck my dick

Funny comebacks when someone says suck my dick

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Bryn Connor

What should I say when someone says, “suck my dick” in front of a bunch of people. I need a good answer.

Sumin, Malaysia

Hey Sumin,

When someone makes a comment like that in front of a bunch of people, you want to come up with a witty answer quickly.  The best thing to do is  put the spotlight back on the person who asked the question.

Hopefully, you will like one of the comebacks below.

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Wait your turn. I am not finished with your mum.
No thanks, I have a toothpick already.
I would, but from what I hear I'd need a magnifying glass to find it.
No thanks, I choke on small bones!

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54 Responses

  1. I got some
    1: sorry, I’m a vegetarian
    2: people like you are why I’m a lesbian
    3: doesn’t your mom already do that
    4: the only thing that would suck that thing is a black hole.

  2. When someone says that you just hold out your hand and you say put it there and if he is stupid enough to do it you grab it and lead him around by it, and then I bet he will never say it again. If he doesn’t put it there then you say yeah that’s what I thought all talk!!!!

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