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What should I say when someone says, “suck my dick” in front of a bunch of people. I need a good answer.
Sumin, Malaysia
Hey Sumin,
When someone makes a comment like that in front of a bunch of people, you want to come up with a witty answer quickly. The best thing to do is put the spotlight back on the person who asked the question.
Hopefully, you will like one of the comebacks below.
Vote for the best comeback to suck my dick
Wait your turn. I am not finished with your mum.
No thanks, I have a toothpick already.
I would, but from what I hear I'd need a magnifying glass to find it.
No thanks, I choke on small bones!
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55 Responses
Love it!
Just say “ITS TOO SMALL”
omg these are funny right
How about, I wanted a meal, not a snack!
Or
I don’t believe in ghosts!
I have one,
q: Suck my dick
a: I would but im allergic to shrimp.
LOL I dunno why but that struck me funny
Cut it off first!
“You’re a guy!?”
Haha
Oof.
I can’t, because it’s small and don’t say “its big”and try to show it to me because i already know its Big (NOT) just get away from meh bruh -_-
Lmao
I would, but my mom always told me not to put small things in my mouth.
love it
Me too.
How about: “small things are a choking hazard, you idiot.”
True
Sheaaaaaaaa
good one
Sorry, im a vegan
Do you mean a virgin?
LOL, NO you don’t get the joke
Nothing to suck
Sorry, but small things are a choking hazard.
LMAO YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss
I can’t suck on something that tiny!
Hilarious ??
1) What dick?
2) I would but I learned that small objects are choking hazards
Or 3.) (from me and my life) I’m gay.
I would but small things are a choking hazard
Awesome!
Ha, I would have said
Nah you could do that yourself.. Wait it’s too small..
Wait you have one?!
I got some
1: sorry, I’m a vegetarian
2: people like you are why I’m a lesbian
3: doesn’t your mom already do that
4: the only thing that would suck that thing is a black hole.
I can’t suck a whole person
What about a comeback when someone says : you’re so gay. And I’m like: you wish
Check out our comebacks for being called gay:
https://ishouldhavesaid.net/2012/01/are-you-gay-more-comebacks/
Good luck,
Bryn
How about…. If you are man enough to stick a fork in it, I am man enough to eat it.
Just say “I’d tell you to do the same but you’d probably like that”
That Sounds like something I would say
Thanks, but I’ve already had tic tacs today *0*
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When someone says suck my dick I usually reply with “I don’t really like the little ones “.
sorry ive already has enough tic tacs today thnx
Best!!!
Bully: Suck my dick!
You: What do I look like, a pencil sharpener? Bug off, creep!
Let’s go into the other room
take it off your shoulders.
When someone says that you just hold out your hand and you say put it there and if he is stupid enough to do it you grab it and lead him around by it, and then I bet he will never say it again. If he doesn’t put it there then you say yeah that’s what I thought all talk!!!!
Grow one or with the little fella out
I would say wait as I’m not finished with your daddy !! Give me 2 mins
Yessir-
“I bet you’d like that wouldn’t u”
I know you can’t get a woman to touch that infected toothpick, but dude, I’m not gay. You do you!
I now have a headache I used 10 magnifying glasses and still can’t see it