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What to say when someone calls you flat chested

Check out our great comebacks if you are called FLAT CHESTED. | www.ishouldhavesaid.net

When people make fun of you for being flat chested it can be hurtful and embarrassing. Everyone develops at different times and maybe you are a little behind your friends in the chest department.

Sure, there are guys out there who are obsessed with big breasts but there are a lot who are happy with an A cup.

If you are being teased about being flat chested, try one of our comebacks below. Go ahead, and tell us what you think is the best comeback.

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Wow, you noticed, huh, Sherlock? Thanks for telling me, I had no idea! What other gems of knowledge do you have for us today?
If you don’t look like a Calvin Klein model, don’t expect girls to look like Victoria’s Secret angels.
I guess your MOOBS are bigger!
Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one.

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was bullied for being flat chested

All of us go through an awkward stage at some point in our life, even supermodels like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. We all look at Rosie and think that she she could never have anything issues with her looks, but she told GQ magazine she was the target of school bullies because of her awkward appearance

I was a bit of an Ugly Betty when I was 15. I would go to castings in trainers, with braids, a ton of makeup, plucked eyebrows… I had braces.

I used to get called tit lips—because I had big lips but no breasts. And then I was called kipper [fish] lips. –Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

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18 Responses

  1. I think you need to get those eyes of yours tested.

    (I have fairly big breasts but yet people very occasionally call me flat, so yeah.)

  2. To say to girls: Oh really? I thought my bosoms matched up with yours.But them again. That would mean I was a boy.

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