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My friends keep saying I have a crush on this guy in our high school who is really mean. I can’t stand the guy who I am accused of having a crush on and it really annoying. Now other kids, who are not my friend, are starting to say that I like this guy. HELP!
Anonymous, UK
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Hey Anonymous,
It must really wind you up when someone says you like him and you don’t. Here are a few things you can say to shut them all up. Be calm when you use the comebacks, by overreacting you will give the impression that you do like him.
- I’m sure he’ll make some girl that isn’t me really, really happy some day
- I’d rather remove my own gallbladder with an oyster fork than go out with him.
- If he was the last man on earth, I would let the human race die off.
- If he was the last man on earth, and I was the last woman on earth I’d become a lesbian.
- If only I hadn’t just enrolled in a convent…
- My business isn’t your business. Unless you’re my thong, don’t be up
my ass.
Good luck!
Bryn
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