How to answers nosy dating questions

Below are some of the most common dating and hook up questions that you may be asked when getting to know someone. Do you ever wonder what to say, or not to say, on a first date? Some of the funny answers to the tough first date questions below will assist you in being less tongue tied.

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Funny answers to relationship issues

What to say when someone says I’M MAD AT YOU
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How to answer ARE YOU IGNORING ME?
How to answer WHERE WERE YOU?
Funny replies to I’M TOO BUSY
Funny replies when someone DOESN’T TEXT BACK
What to say when someone is trying to CHANGE YOU
How to respond to YOU’VE CHANGED

Funny replies to common questions singles are asked

Funny answers to do you have a GIRLFRIEND?
When are you going to find a BOYFRIEND?
How to answer why AREN’T YOU MARRIED YET?
When are you going to SETTLE DOWN?
How to reply to you’re single, you must be PICKY
Clever replies to where do I KNOW YOU FROM?
What to say when you are told SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU
The top ten ways to TURN SOMEONE DOWN
How to TELL SOMEONE YOU ONLY LIKE THEM AS A FRIEND
How to TELL SOMEONE THEY ARE NOT YOUR TYPE
What to say when a friend HOOKS UP WITH YOUR EX
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What to say when you want to SAY NO TO AN INVITATION

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How to answer commonly asked relationship questions

When are you two GETTING MARRIED?
How to answer DO YOU LOVE ME?
Clever replies when someone says I LOVE YOU
How to answer DO YOU MISS ME?
What to say when someone says I NEED SPACE

How to answer sexual questions

How many people HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH?
What to say when you’re asked why won’t you HAVE SEX WITH ME?
How to answer WE DON’T NEED TO USE A CONDOM
What to say when you are called a TEASE
What to say when someone asks was it a ONE NIGHT STAND?
How to answer are you a VIRGIN?
What to say if you are asked if you are GAY
Clever replies if you are asked if you are a LESBIAN
Great things to say to someone who CHEATS ON YOU
What to say when a friend HOOKS UP WITH YOUR EX
What to say to a MAN WHORE
Funny answers when someone asks if you MASTURBATE

Clever replies when teens are being pressured to have sex

Why haven’t you had SEX YET?
Come on, HAVE SEX WITH ME
How to answer if you loved me YOU WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME
What to say when you are told BUT EVERYONE IS HAVING SEX
My friends think WE SHOULD HAVE HAD SEX BY NOW
I’ll die if WE DON’T HAVE SEX

Funny answers to typical first date questions

If your EX WANTED YOU BACK WOULD YOU GO?
Are you SEEING ANY OTHER WOMEN?
How much MONEY DO YOU MAKE?
Do you date GUYS WHO DON’T HAVE MONEY?
Are you AFRAID OF COMMITMENT ?
Why did you and YOUR EX BREAK UP?
How to answer AM I GOING TO SEE YOU AGAIN?