When your partner or some hottie asks how many people you’ve slept with, be prepared there may be no safe answer. It can lead to a major blow up, with one person feeling very jealous and a little insecure. After all, talking about the past could lead to big problems in the present.
You may be the one who has shagged a lot of people and look like a slag, or you may look like a virgin compared to your partner. I remember a flight attendant told me she compared numbers only to find out that she had slept with 30 more people than her partner! Now that’s awkward, maybe she taught him a thing or two.
Of course, the answer will depend on who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best answer.
Vote for the best comeback when someone asks how many sexual partners you have had
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Neva Sims says
February 4, 2016 at 3:46 pmI’ve never been asked this by anyone. But at least I will know what to say.
K.T says
October 14, 2017 at 10:25 amHaven’t slept with many people, just my pillows and blankets
K.T says
October 14, 2017 at 10:32 am3: My mom & dad & sister. Yep….
lots of snoring was involved
Keegan says
October 1, 2018 at 3:41 amThe only people I’ve slept with is your girlfriend.
Anonymous says
May 18, 2019 at 4:13 pm1.) All I know is that you’ll never be one of them.
2.) Me, myself, and I.