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Funny answers when someone asks how many people have you slept with

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Funny answers to how many people have you had sex withWhen your partner or some hottie asks how many people you’ve slept with, be prepared there may be no safe answer. It can lead to a major blow up, with one person feeling very jealous and a little insecure. After all, talking about the past could lead to big problems in the present.

You may be the one who has shagged a lot of people and look like a slag, or you may look like a virgin compared to your partner. I remember a flight attendant told me she compared numbers only to find out that she had slept with 30 more people than her partner! Now that’s awkward, maybe she taught him a thing or two.

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  1. Neva Sims says

    February 4, 2016 at 3:46 pm

    I’ve never been asked this by anyone. But at least I will know what to say.

    Reply
  2. K.T says

    October 14, 2017 at 10:25 am

    Haven’t slept with many people, just my pillows and blankets

    Reply
  3. K.T says

    October 14, 2017 at 10:32 am

    3: My mom & dad & sister. Yep…. lots of snoring was involved

    Reply
  4. Keegan says

    October 1, 2018 at 3:41 am

    The only people I’ve slept with is your girlfriend.

    Reply

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