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We have all been caught off guard, sometimes hurt, when someone makes a nasty comment about our personality. Below are some of the most common character assaults somebody might say you, and awesome snappy comebacks to the insults.

Next time your bitchy cousin or moronic brother in law calls you selfish, clumsy or weird, you can be prepared with a funny clever comeback.

Help us by voting for what you think its the best comeback to the rude comments below.

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Comebacks if you are called ANTI-SOCIAL
What to say when you are called ANGRY
How to respond when people call you ANNOYING
Clever replies when people call you ARROGANT
How to get people to stop calling you an ASSHOLE
Replies when you are called a BITCH
Replies when people call you BLUNT
Funny replies if you are called BORING
You’re so What to say if you are called BOSSY
What to say when you are accused of being a BRAGGER
Clever replies when you are called CHEAP
Comebacks when people call you COMPETITIVE
Smart replies when you’re called CONCEITED
Clever comebacks if you are called CONDESCENDING
What to say when someone CONTRADICTS YOU
How to reply if you are called a CONTROL FREAK
Replies when you are called CLUMSY
How to respond when people say you’re CRINGY
Funny replies when people call you CRAZY
What to say when you are called CRITICAL
Funny replies if someone says you’re in DENIAL
What to say when you are called DISORGANIZED
How to respond when you are called a DISAPPOINTMENT
Replies when you’re called a DRAMA QUEEN
Funny comebacks when people call you EMO

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What to say when you are called FAKE
Best comebacks when people call you FAT
How to respond if you are called a FLIRT
Comebacks when you are called a FREAK
Clever replies when people say you’re FUNNY
Comebacks when someone says you’re FUNNY LOOKING
What to say when you are called a GOLD DIGGER
What to say when you are accused of being a GOSSIP
How to respond when you are called GROSS
Funny replies when someone says you’re HIGH MAINTENANCE
Comebacks when you are called an IDIOT
Clever replies when you are called IMMATURE
What to say when you are called INSECURE
How to respond when someone says you’re IRRESPONSIBLE
Comebacks when someone says you’re IRRITATING
How to respond when people say you’re INSENSITIVE
Snappy replies when you are called JEALOUS
What to say when you are called a KNOW IT ALL
Clever replies when you are called LAZY
How to respond when you are called a LIAR
Comebacks when people call you a LOSER
Funny replies if you are called MESSY
Funny replies if you are called MISERABLE
How to respond if you are called MOODY
Snappy comebacks when you are called a MORON

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Comebacks when you are called  a NAG
What to say when you are called NASTY
Replies when you are called NEGATIVE
Comebacks when you are called a NERD
Clever comebacks when people call you a NOOB
Funny comebacks when people call you a PAIN IN THE ASS
What to say when you’re called a PARTY POOPER
How to respond when you are called a PERFECTIONIST
Smart replies when you are called PICKY
What to say if you are called PREDICTABLE
Clever replies if you are called a PROCRASTINATOR
Funny replies when people call you QUIET
How to respond when someone calls you RUDE

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Comebacks when people say you’re SLOW
Comebacks when people say you’re SALTY
What to say the you are called SARCASTIC
How to respond if you are called SELF ABSORBED
Clever replies when you are called SELFISH
Funny replies when people call you SHY
You’re so Comebacks when people call you SKINNY
Great comebacks when people call you a SLOW
Comebacks when people call you a SLUT
Clever replies if you are called a SMART ASS
Funny replies if you are called a SMARTY PANTS
What to say when people call you a SPAZ
 What to say if you are called STRANGE
How to reply if you are called STUBBORN
Snappy replies if you are called STUCK UP
Comebacks if people call you STUPID
Clever replies if you are called TWO FACED
You’re so How to respond if you are called UGLY
What to say when someone calls you UPTIGHT
How to respond is someone says you’re VENGEFUL
What to say when people call you a VIRGIN
Replies if you are called VULGAR

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We have all beeYou`re just so...n caught off guard, sometimes hurt, when someone makes a nasty comment. Below are some of the most common character assaults somebody might say you, and awesome snappy comebacks to the insults – at the links. Next time your bitchy cousin or moronic brother in law calls you selfish, clumsy or weird, you can be prepared with a funny clever comeback.

Help us by voting for what you think its the best comeback to the rude comments below.

You’re so…

You’re so angry
You’re so annoying
You’re such an asshole!
You’re such a bitch
You’re so blunt
You’re so bossy
You’re so clumsy
You’re so conceited
You’re a control freak
You’re so crazy
You’re so critical
You’re are in denial
You’re such a drama queen
You’re so fake
You’re so fat
You’re such a flirt
You’re so funny
You’re so funny looking
You’re such a gold digger
You’re such a gossip
You’re so gross
You’re such an idiot
You’re so immature
You’re so irritable
You’re so irritating
You’re so jealous
You’re such a know it all
Your so lazy
You’re such a liar

You’re so… Continued

You’re a loser
You’re so messy
You’re so miserable
You’re so moody
You’re such a moron
You’re such a nag
You’re so nasty!
You’re so negative
You’re such a nerd
You’re so obsessed with work
You’re so predictable
You’re such a procrastinator
You’re really quiet aren’t you?
You’re so rude
You are so sarcastic
You’re so self-absorbed
You’re so selfish
You’re so shy
You’re so skinny
You’re so slow
You’re such a slut
You’re such a smart ass
You’re so stubborn
You’re so stuck up
You’re so stupid
You’re so two-faced
You’re so ugly
You’re so uptight
You’re so vulgar
You’re so weird

26 Responses

    1. Hi Ciara,

      You could say:

      I’m not saying you’re a man whore but your penis should be wrapped in a bio hazard bag.
      Now, I’m not saying you’re a man whore, but everyone else is!
      If anyone can have it, I don’t want it.
      If being a man whore makes your ego feel better… good luck with that.
      Don’t play the victim with the circumstances you created.

      If he cheated on you see if any of these work:
      https://ishouldhavesaid.net/2013/06/top-ten-comebacks-for-cheaters/

      Good luck!

      Bryn

  1. What can I say to a girl that doesn’t want me to hang out with my close friend and she likes him but he likes me. She said that he “Needs to keep his animal under control!” and Ahemm who are you talking to? Cause the only animal I see here is you. That was good but Bryn you got it all. So please tell me, if he loves me then why does she try to hold him back and please tell me what to say

    1. Anonymus, just say “if you love him, don’t treat him like a dog where you give orders that force him to live like how you want it to be. Being jealous won’t take you anywhere… just find another one
      (Just a suggestion)

  2. Can anyone help me I’m being bullied in school and when I try to socialize they say go away dude none likes you, someone, plz give me a good comeback
    TYSM 🙂

    1. When someone says ‘no one likes you’ you should say ‘OMG! Now I know exactly how you feel!!’ soz if its bad but eh

    2. Hey Tom,

      See if any of these comebacks work for you:

      1) Where’s your off button
      2) You would be much more likable without the hole in your mouth that noise comes out off
      3) You have the rest of your life to be a jerk, why not take today off?

      Maybe find a better group of people to hang out with. Don’t let this define who you are, there will be a lot of great ttimes in your future.

      Jax

  3. What about when you’re called unorganized?

    I think:
    Who, me? I think that you’re a bit confused.
    It’s true, I’m a mess. But my top priority right now is to squash it your tiny brain.
    If being unorganized means that I make a mess everywhere I go, then I guess that you’ve already done my job. ON THE FLOOR.
    Ok, bye.

  4. Is there anything like “you’re such a perfectionist” or maybe, “you’re such a germaphobe” ?

    Thanks

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