Urban dictionary says an asshole is, “Anyone who doesn’t do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.” A lot of people can get pretty annoyed when you are not doing what they want for their personal agenda.
If you have been an asshole own it, apologize and move on. If you’re not really being an asshole, you may want to use one of comebacks below.
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When someone calls me that I tell them ‘without me you’d be out of a home, you hemorrhoid.’
OR ‘ how about I crap on your head, because that’s my sssole purpose, my job!’
Well anyone that gives me shit I need to show em where it comes from
comeback: says the person who has a mouth that cant be differentiated from his/her ass
theis are awsome and great combacks
1# Oh I am the asshole, Well if I shine a mirror on you all I see is a hole. 2# Since you think I am an asshole let me talk some shit about you. 3# Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither. 4#I’m trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, bu I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.
You seem to stimulate that side of me and bring out the gaping part when I am around you.
When someone calls me an asshole, I turn around and say, “It takes one, to know one!”