Clever answers to nosy questions and everyday sayings

Funny replies to people who ask nosy questions

READ and VOTE on the best comebacks to rude comments and stupid questions

We have all been taken aback, or even shocked, when someone asks a personal question that’s none of their business. Below are some clever comebacks to nosy questions like, “Why don’t you have any kids?” or “Are you still a virgin?”

We also have funny answers to every day questions people ask and witty responses to job interview questions.

Funny answers to every day sayings

Clever replies to WHAT’S UP

How to respond when a person says WHATEVER

Funny replies to I’M BORED

Clever replies to HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND

Comebacks when you are told to CALM DOWN

What to say when someone says YOU’RE LATE

How to answer DON’T TELL ANYONE

How to answer I DON’T CARE

Funny replies to HAVE A NICE DAY

How to reply to YOU SHOULDN’T BURN BRIDGES

Funny answers to every day questions

Clever replies WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?

Fun replies to HOW ARE YOU?

How to answer ARE YOU READY?

Funny replies to ARE YOU STRESSED?

Clever comebacks to HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Funny answers to WHERE DO YOU WORK?

How to respond to WHAT’S YOUR NAME?

When are you going to GROW UP?

Funny answers to DID YOU FART?

How to answer DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

What to say when someone says COME TO CHURCH WITH ME

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