Are you one of those people who is always late, driving other people around you crazy? Here are some fun answers for your exasperated girlfriend, your mother or a coworker when they complain, ”You are always late!”
Sometimes we can’t help but be late for events, after all, it takes time to look this good! In some cases, it’s better to arrive fashionably late than to arrive a hot mess.
In this world, many of us are expected to look well-dressed and ready for the day, but to do that takes time. When we’re late, many judge us for being late, yet they would judge us all the same if we showed up messy and disheveled.
I heard about a bride that was so stressed on her wedding day and she took ages to great ready. This eventually accumulated into her showing up late at the altar once most of the guests had already left, and the groom ended up breaking up with her over it. Isn’t that just crazy?
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Bottom line, it’s not the end of the world if you’re late for events (except your wedding) and so people shouldn’t treat it like it is. In the event that you’re late for something, try using one of our comebacks down below
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17 Responses
I’ve always been fond of “I would have been on time if I had left my house earlier”
Sorry for being late…Didn’t want to come.
I hate being late but I’m so good at it.
Best one I have heard. I’m So using that!! Thanks!
“Better late than never (but never late is better)” 😉
I usually just say “I’m not late, just early for tomorrow”
” Well, being early is as bad as being late, as your at work early for no reason”
Or you’re so early
Sorry! I am late. But HEROES are never on time!!!
“Yup” *sits down and doesn’t get in trouble because this is the first time I’m late*
“Sorry, I was too busy enjoying my time not being here”
Sorry im late I had to deal with the fact that I had to see u again
If you in school like me, and you walk in late to a class, just say “I’m not late the bell rung early”
Works every time and makes others laugh?
Person: You’re late.
Me: Sorry to criticize but you’re forgetting a very important word in that sentence.
Person: What?
Me: You forgot the word fashionably. I’m fashionably late. There’s a difference.
i’m always fashionably late haha
I would say “A queen is never late, everyone else is just simply early” cuz I is a qeen
“That’s old news. I was late before I got here!”
Well they say good things take time, that’s why I’m always and forever late…