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Funny replies when someone calls you a pain in the ass

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Funny replies when someone calls you a pain in the ass

Urban dictionary describes a pain in the ass as, “someone who has no purpose but to piss you off.” Have you purposely tried to drive someone crazy by getting up in their face or generally being annoying?

There are certain behaviours that people find annoying all over the globe. If you are doing any of the following you might be acting like a pain in the ass: talking excessively, talking loudly, hyper, overly pushy, interrupt conversations, call or text constantly, are demanding and act like a know it all. If you don’t want to be a pain in the arse, then do any of the above and you should be fine.

Sometimes you’re not the problem at all, the person you are talking to may have had very little sleep, broken up with his girlfriend and is not in the mood for any shenanigans. Perhaps they will appreciate your sparkly personality more on another day.

If people are giving you a hard time use one of our great comebacks below.

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What to say when you are called a spaz

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What to say if someone calls you a SPAZ

If someone calls you a spaz they probably see you as someone who overreacts and freaks out about minor things. Maybe you do get all wound up, hyper and “spaz out” as most of us do at some point in time.

Another definition of spaz is a person who is running around acting like a crazy person.

In the US, most people don’t know where the term spaz actually comes from. The word spaz originates comes from spastic cerebral palsy, a condition that causes the body to move in a jerky and stiff manner. In the UK spaz is considered a derogatory term and it is offensive to people with disabilities.

Next time you freak out and are acting jumping around, use one of our clever comebacks when people give you a hard time about it.

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RJ Mitte is an actor and a role model for people with disabilities

RJ Mitte is a role model for people with disabilities

RJ Mitte is an actor and a role model for people with disabilities

RJ Mitte is an actor and model who has cerebral palsy. He is famous for playing Flynn White on Breaking Bad. He seeks acting opportunities where he can showcase his disability and educate viewers.

When he was born, Mitte wasn’t breathing and it resulted in permanent brain damage. A few weeks after his birth he was adopted by Roy and Dina Mitte. When he was three years old he was diagnosed with cerebral palsy.

When he was a teenager his family moved to LA, where he started to pick up acting jobs. By the age of 13, he was financially supporting his family including his sister. RJ is a pretty remarkable guy.

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Great comebacks when people call you a freak

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Comebacks when someone calls you a freak

Urban Dictionary has a pretty good definition of freak, “A term that is a ‘catch-all’ for mainstream society to use to describe anyone who they may believe isn’t mainstream. Such as mallgoths, punks, hardcore kids, emos, metalheads, goths and whatnot… pretty much used to describe anyone wearing black. ”

There are a lot of basic beige people in the world who criticize or judge anybody who is a little bit different. Really, who wants to be ridiculously normal lacking any personality of their own? Those are the people who are afraid to stand out, take any risks and take any big challenges in their life.

If you look at any famous blogger, actor, singer or artist, they are all trying to promote what is unique or some would say freakish about them. It is your unique talents and differences that make you great. In a world with so much noise, you can’t possibly stand out and make a splash in the world if you are like everyone else. It’s time to get your freak on.

If people are giving you a hard time calling you a freak, use one of our clever comebacks below.

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These awesome celebrities were considered freaks before they made it big

Stephen King could be considered to be very weird. He is an infamous best selling Some people consider Stephen King to be weird
author who has been publishing fiction horror books for the last fifty years. He is known to put out a book a year and many of his books have been adapted into films.

The guy even lives in a house with gargoyles. If you met King you would think he is a little different and out there, but it’s that difference that makes him legendary.

Chris Angel Created Mindfreak to showcase his magicChris Angel is a celebrated magician illusionist made a living by freaking people out showcasing the impossible with his magic. One of his first illusions was making his mother float in their family den! Now, that’s pretty impressive!

Some would consider what Chris does weird, but he used unique talent for illusions has made him stand out and become one of the top talents in the world.

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Comebacks and roasts if people call you a noob

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Comebacks and roasts when people call you a noob

Dictionary.com defines a noob as, “a newbie, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge: Some games and gaming forums are crawling with annoying noobs.”

When players are starting out in a new online game it is pretty common for the more experienced players to call them noobs. I receive at least two emails a week from people complaining that they’re being called noobs.

It’s a little crazy when you think about, whenever we start something we’re all newbies. Anyone who isn’t a noob is probably someone who is stuck in their life doing the same old thing every day.

Some folks like to get all pompous and act big headed when they’re just a little further down the path than others. Ignore the haters, just keep going and try to get a little bit better at whatever you’re doing every single day and before you know you’ll be the expert.

Next time somebody calls you a noob use one of our clever comebacks and then keep on leveling up.

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Top ten clean comebacks when someone is giving you a hard time

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Clean comebacks and roasts when someone is giving you a hard time

People pick on other people who they think can’t defend themselves or won’t respond to a verbal attack. By picking on someone who doesn’t respond the bully feels strong and powerful over the other person.

It can be challenging when you are a genuinely nice person and getting into arguments and putting people down just isn’t your thing. I get it because I am the same way, but at some point, you have to put up a few boundaries and let people know that it isn’t OK to talk to you in a rude or derogatory way, you are not a punching bag for verbal abuse.

You also don’t have to lower yourself and use derogatory language, you can let the person know that their insults are not OK by using one of our clean comebacks. Once you have said what you need to say, move on and don’t dwell on it, don’t ruin your day thinking about the low-level person.

If someone is continually verbally bullying you, you can walk away from the relationship, not all relationships were meant to last forever. Putting up with abuse is not healthy for anyone.

Shut the person up for good with one of our clever comebacks below.

Clean comebacks you can use when someone is treating you badly

  1. I may not be perfect but at least I am not you.
  2. The only thing wrong with me is I’m talking to you.
  3. Whatever is eating at you must be suffering horribly!
  4. I don’t care what everyone else says. I don’t think you’re that bad.
  5. I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.
  6. They say opposites attract, I hope you meet someone good looking, intelligent and cultured.
  7. May you run out of toilet paper when you need it most.
  8. You do realize that people just tolerate you?
  9. May all your bacon burn!
  10. There are empty Petri dishes more cultured than you.

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