Clever replies to nosey parenting questions

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Below are some of the most common offensive comments that people make to parents. We have some fun comebacks for the know it all, who corners you at a party, or accosts you at the grocery store with a rude personal parenting remark or question. Have fun reading our snappy comebacks for rude adoption questions, funny answers for large families and even some amusing answers for the parents of teenagers.

Help us by voting for what you think its the best comeback to some of the rude parenting remarks below.

Rude Parenting Questions

Funny replies to aren’t you having a SECOND CHILD
How to answer what do STAY AT HOME MOMS DO ALL DAY?
Funny replies when people ask if you’re a SINGLE MOM
What to say when you are asked if you are your CHILD’S GRANDMA? (to an older mother)
Clever replies when you’re asked if your KIDS HAVE THE SAME FATHER?
How to answer WHY DO YOU HOME SCHOOL?

Clever replies to rude adoption questions

Clever replies when a person asks if your ADOPTED CHILDREN ARE REALLY BROTHERS?
Clever replies to HOW MUCH DO YOUR KIDS COST?
Does it bother you that the ADOPTED CHILD ISN’T YOUR OWN?
How to answer why didn’t you ADOPT WHITE BABIES?
How to answer WHERE IS HER REAL MOM?
What to say when you are asked if YOUR CHILD KNOWS THEY ARE ADOPTED?

Clever replies to silly twin questions

Funny answer to ARE THEY TWINS?
How to answer did you HAVE IVF TREATMENTS?
How to respond to are YOUR TWINS NATURAL?
Clever replies to DO TWINS RUN IN YOUR FAMILY?
Funny answers to HOW DO YOUR TWINS APART?

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How to answer intrusive large families questions

Clever answers to are THOSE CHILDREN ALL YOURS?
Are Funny answers to ARE YOU DONE HAVING CHILDREN? (large families)
How to answer YOU HAVE TOO MANY CHILDREN?
Clever replies to YOU MUST BE RICH HAVING ALL THOSE KIDS!
How to answer YOU MUST HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL

Funny replies for your teenager

Funny replies to MOM, BUY THIS FOR ME
How to answer WHY DON’T YOU LIKE MY FRIEND?
What to say when your kid says YOU’RE A BAD MOTHER
Clever replies to I’LL DO IT TOMORROW
What to say when your kid says that LIFE IS NOT FAIR

WANT TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF WITHOUT BEING A JERK?

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Fun Comebacks For Mama

How to answer this HOUSE IS A MESS!
Funny answers to WHAT’S FOR DINNER?
Top ten comebacks for UNSOLICITED PARENTING  ADVICE
What to say when you’re called a NAG
How to answer MOM, I CAN’T FIND MY…
Clever replies to MOM, YOU’RE BEING MEAN!
Funny replies to MOM, YOU WERE RIGHT

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