
When you’re a mom it feels like you are constantly cooking dinner for your family. Sometimes you can’t help but wonder why do they need to eat every night?
If the cooking is not bad enough, there are the fussy child demands of “I can’t eat that, the lasagna is disgusting.” Yeah, enough with the first world problems, at least you have dinner, unlike many children who go hungry every night.
If your family doesn’t appreciate your cooking and you get tired of hearing, “What’s for dinner?” you can use a few of these comeback lines for a laugh on the nights you want your family to get their own dinner.
5 best comebacks when someone asks what’s for dinner
- Your dinner is in the recipe book page 22. And the ingredients are at the store.
- The kitchen is closed due to illness. I’m sick of cooking!
- Tonight you get a choice of two house specials…take it or leave it!
- We have two dinner options in our house: eat it or starve!
- Annoying the cook may result in smaller portions.
More comebacks you might like

2 Responses
Child: What’s for dinner?
Me: stuff
Child:what is the stuff
Me: food
Child: what kind of food
Me: food you eat
Child: what is the food
Me: It’s food. I literally just said it
And so on
That I so funny. The conversation overnight in homes all over the world.