What can you say when some rude person blurts out, “f*ck you!”
You might want to shut the person up and embarrass them if they say this to you in front of a group of people.
The phrase “fuck you” has a few different meanings:
1) It can be used as an insult, in a way to put another person down.
2) It can be an expression of sexual desire towards another individual.
3) It can be a way to tell someone to leave or that you don’t like them
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Tell the mofo your d*ck belongs in your pants, not your personality.
What about I’d f*ck me to
what about
I’m going to buy you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
I know you would
When someone says something dumb and ignorant af
You can say
“Omg you have to show me how you do that ” then hopefully they’ll say something like “what are you talking about”(or something along those lines) then you say
“You know you’ve got yup be flexible to get you head that far up you a$$
You could say something like, “who’s that comment for, your mom?”
You can say
You:“Omg you have to show me how you do that”
Them:what are you talking about”(or something along those lines)
You:“You know you’ve got yup be flexible to get you head that far up you a$$
“I would, but your hand might get jealous”
sorry, I don’t want STDs.
Say something like this “I’m sorry, small things are a choking hazard “
Maby later
Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself
Them: Fuck you! Me: sorry but I don’t have a microscope to find your dick I’m not even sure you have one
No thanks, don’t want your winning personality & STD’s to rub off on me..
I’m gonna tell a funny text between exes. There’s also a comeback for “F**k you!”
A: I love you!
B: I love me too.
A: F**k you!
B: I’d f**k me too!
If you insist
Here’s a comeback, “I’d f*ck me too”
I already did and it was mind blowing!
You think that cursing is cool, but realy, you probably have nothing better to do in life!
A good comeback for this one would be “you wish you could”
I would have just said “Yeah, I’d rather fuck myself too”
yeah you’re right…, mom, you said that it would happen
“Do you promise you will?”
I already did and it was mind blowing! You try too!
No thanks, I’m already taken
I’d let ya, but you’d never go back to women!
I use this one a lot, works in a lot of scenarios!
‘Do you have anything better to do than making your personal goal to annoy the shit out of me?’
I know it isn’t the best comeback…. but all my bullies left me alone after this