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What can you say when some rude person blurts out, “F*ck you!” Yeah, it can be embarrassing if someone yells obscenities at you in front of a large group of people. How you respond will depend on who they are and how they said it. Obviously, they are upset about something, and they are not feeling particularly articulate.

The phrase “f*ck you” has a few different meanings:

1) It can be used as an insult in a way to put down another person

2) It can be an expression of sexual desire towards another individual.

3) It can be a way to tell someone to leave or that you don’t like them.

If the person said that in front of a group of people and you are looking for a laugh, the comebacks below will work.

17 Best comebacks to F*ck you

1. Is that an invitation?

2. Right now? In front of all these people? OK.

3. Sure… But you have to buy me dinner first.

4. I would tell you to go f*ck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.

5. Do you really think you can handle me?

6. No, I don’t do charity.

7. If I were you, I’d want to do me too.

8. No, even I have my standards.

9. I think I would die laughing and you would die trying.

10. No, you wouldn’t like it. I’d fall asleep and you’d fall in love.

11. Not today thanks, I’ve got a headache.

12. We can, but I’m running short on time.

13. I think you’ll have to finish puberty first.

14. I don’t appreciate the way you’re speaking to me.

15. I’m not sure what you’re trying to accomplish by saying that, but it’s not going to work.

16. I am going to walk away if you continue to be rude.

17. I’m not interested in playing your games. Let’s be adults and move on.


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Why do people say f*ck you?

People may say “f*ck you” as a way to express their anger, frustration, or annoyance towards another person. It is considered a vulgar language and offensive phrase that you wouldn’t want to use in an office enrivronment or a professional setting. and should not be used in polite or professional settings.

It is important to communicate in a respectful and constructive manner, even in difficult situations.

How to deal with people telling you to fuck off

Getting told to “fuck off” by someone can throw you off and make you feel pretty lousy. It’s not a fun situation to deal with. Here’s how to handle such a situation:

  1. Keep Your Cool: It’s normal to feel a mix of emotions like hurt, anger, or upset when someone throws offensive language your way. But try to stay calm and collected. Getting all fired up and ready to fight makes things worse.
  1. Don’t take it personally: how someone acts says more about them than you. So, don’t take it personally! Don’t let their words get to you and remember that you are worth so much more than what they say.
  1. Setting Boundaries: When someone comments on a personal relationship, it’s important to let them know your boundaries clearly and straightforwardly. remember that using offensive language isn’t cool. 
  1. Assess the Situation: Consider what happened and how you know the person who said it. Did things get serious, or was it just a friendly conversation or a chance online meeting? When you know what’s going on, you can make better choices.
  1. Respond assertively: Answer the person but do it with confidence and calmness. Always try to keep the conversation positive and friendly.
Funny replies when you are told to fuck off

Famous people who have told people to fuck off

Using offensive language, like telling someone to “fuck off,” is not cool. It’s important to treat others with respect and avoid being rude. Sometimes, even celebrities say things that can be hurtful, whether it’s in public or private.

  1. Johnny Rotten – the great lead singer for the Sex Pistols, said something important at their last show in 1978. Ever feel cheated?” He asked all of them. Before leaving the stage, he joked, “Ah, fuck off” without missing a beat.
  1. Gordon Ramsay is a famous chef and TV star with a unique catchphrase that he likes to sprinkle into his shows and conversations. Yep, you guessed it – “fuck off!”
  1. Hugh Grant – the charming British actor, had a not-so-charming encounter with a paparazzo and didn’t exactly exchange pleasantries. He was caught saying the “fuck off” word.
  1. Madonna – a famous pop star, said something pretty bold at the 2017 Women’s March in Washington, D.C. During her speech, she did say “fuck off”!

Let’s emphasize encouraging polite and positive communication among public figures and in everyday interactions. A great way to bring about good change in society is to encourage people to be kind and understanding with each other.

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Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.

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Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.

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    1. When someone says something dumb and ignorant af
      You can say
      “Omg you have to show me how you do that ” then hopefully they’ll say something like “what are you talking about”(or something along those lines) then you say
      “You know you’ve got yup be flexible to get you head that far up you a$$

    1. You can say
      You:“Omg you have to show me how you do that”
      Them:what are you talking about”(or something along those lines)
      You:“You know you’ve got yup be flexible to get you head that far up you a$$

  1. I use this one a lot, works in a lot of scenarios!
    ‘Do you have anything better to do than making your personal goal to annoy the shit out of me?’
    I know it isn’t the best comeback…. but all my bullies left me alone after this

  2. F*** ME? YOU CANT AFFORD TO F*** me?
    Funny tho thats what your sister told me to do to her all night last night…
    Let that s*** burn let that ish burn ?????

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