What can you say when some rude person blurts out, “f*ck you!”
You might want to shut the person up and embarrass them if they say this to you in front of a group of people.
The phrase “fuck you” has a few different meanings:
1) It can be used as an insult, in a way to put another person down.
2) It can be an expression of sexual desire towards another individual.
3) It can be a way to tell someone to leave or that you don’t like them
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BIggy Big says
March 29, 2014 at 5:01 pmTell the mofo your d*ck belongs in your pants, not your personality.
Sam? Jones says
October 16, 2018 at 3:19 amWhat about I’d f*ck me to
Haider says
June 22, 2014 at 10:58 amwhat about
I’m going to buy you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
ag14 says
December 8, 2014 at 5:45 pmI know you would
Bloopy says
August 29, 2018 at 5:59 amWhen someone says something dumb and ignorant af
You can say
“Omg you have to show me how you do that ” then hopefully they’ll say something like “what are you talking about”(or something along those lines) then you say
“You know you’ve got yup be flexible to get you head that far up you a$$
Lia says
March 10, 2015 at 9:26 pmYou could say something like, “who’s that comment for, your mom?”
Bloopy says
August 29, 2018 at 6:00 amYou can say
You:“Omg you have to show me how you do that”
Them:what are you talking about”(or something along those lines)
You:“You know you’ve got yup be flexible to get you head that far up you a$$
Maya says
March 11, 2015 at 4:58 am“I would, but your hand might get jealous”
astridxd says
December 23, 2015 at 7:10 amsorry, I don’t want STDs.
Elizabeth says
January 22, 2017 at 7:14 amSay something like this “I’m sorry, small things are a choking hazard “
Ashton says
May 19, 2017 at 4:03 amMaby later
Gavin says
September 26, 2017 at 2:54 amWhy don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself
Andrew says
September 29, 2017 at 1:31 amThem: Fuck you! Me: sorry but I don’t have a microscope to find your dick I’m not even sure you have one
K.T says
October 14, 2017 at 10:13 amNo thanks, don’t want your winning personality & STD’s to rub off on me..
minnieappleseed says
November 24, 2017 at 7:02 pmI’m gonna tell a funny text between exes. There’s also a comeback for “F**k you!”
A: I love you!
B: I love me too.
A: F**k you!
B: I’d f**k me too!
Tyler says
November 27, 2017 at 4:02 amIf you insist
Vira says
December 21, 2017 at 8:10 amHere’s a comeback, “I’d f*ck me too”
Gidget McDaniel says
February 28, 2018 at 7:30 amI already did and it was mind blowing!
Kelsan G says
April 12, 2018 at 3:18 amYou think that cursing is cool, but realy, you probably have nothing better to do in life!
Quick!BuyMeATaco says
April 30, 2018 at 11:13 pmA good comeback for this one would be “you wish you could”
Jabbbbb says
October 27, 2018 at 3:13 pmI would have just said “Yeah, I’d rather fuck myself too”
Alexandre Viens says
January 9, 2019 at 1:42 amyeah you’re right…, mom, you said that it would happen
James says
March 29, 2019 at 8:24 am“Do you promise you will?”