What can you say when some rude person blurts out, “F*ck you!” Yeah, it can be embarrassing if someone yells obscenities at you in front of a large group of people. How you respond will depend on who they are and how they said it. Obviously, they are upset about something, and they are not feeling particularly articulate.
The phrase “f*ck you” has a few different meanings:
- It can be used as an insult in a way to put down another person
- It can be an expression of sexual desire towards another individual.
- It can be a way to tell someone to leave or that you don’t like them.
If the person said that in front of a group of people and you are looking for a laugh, the comebacks below will work.
Vote for the best comeback to F*ck you
Is that an invitation?
Right now? In front of all these people? OK.
Sure... But you have to buy me dinner first.
I would tell you to go f*ck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
Do you really think you can handle me?
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Tell the mofo your d*ck belongs in your pants, not your personality.
What about I’d f*ck me to
I know you would
When someone says something dumb and ignorant af
You can say
“Omg you have to show me how you do that ” then hopefully they’ll say something like “what are you talking about”(or something along those lines) then you say
“You know you’ve got yup be flexible to get you head that far up you a$$
You could say something like, “who’s that comment for, your mom?”
You can say
You:“Omg you have to show me how you do that”
Them:what are you talking about”(or something along those lines)
You:“You know you’ve got yup be flexible to get you head that far up you a$$
“I would, but your hand might get jealous”
this one was the best one.
sorry, I don’t want STDs.
Say something like this “I’m sorry, small things are a choking hazard “
Maby later
No thanks, don’t want your winning personality & STD’s to rub off on me..
I’m gonna tell a funny text between exes. There’s also a comeback for “F**k you!”
A: I love you!
B: I love me too.
A: F**k you!
B: I’d f**k me too!
If you insist
Here’s a comeback, “I’d f*ck me too”
I already did and it was mind blowing!
You think that cursing is cool, but realy, you probably have nothing better to do in life!
A good comeback for this one would be “you wish you could”
yeah you’re right…, mom, you said that it would happen
“Do you promise you will?”
I already did and it was mind blowing! You try too!
No thanks, I’m already taken
I’d let ya, but you’d never go back to women!
That is a good one I am going to use that when someone says something like that.
I use this one a lot, works in a lot of scenarios!
‘Do you have anything better to do than making your personal goal to annoy the shit out of me?’
I know it isn’t the best comeback…. but all my bullies left me alone after this
Andrews Says I like yours I might use yours good one bro ?
If it is someone of the same sex you can also reply with “I am not gay (boy)/lesbian (girl)
F*** ME? YOU CANT AFFORD TO F*** me?
Funny tho thats what your sister told me to do to her all night last night…
Let that s*** burn let that ish burn ?????