Top ten savage comebacks

Urban Dictionary defines savage as, “someone who does not care about the Consequences of his or her actions.” Usually the savage will do things that make other people say, “What the f*ck? Are you crazy?” It has been overused to mean other things, but this is the original meaning.

“Mike Tyson is a straight up Savage.” Urban Dictionary

Now I am certainly not telling you to act like a savage and run around and bite people’s ears off like Mike Tyson. If someone has been cruel and nasty and you have had enough, you need a comeback that will shut the person up once and for all, so look no further.

These are savage comebacks you wouldn’t want to use every day. These are reserved for really nasty people.


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Top Ten Savage Comebacks

1. You can’t Photoshop personality.

2. The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.

3. People who have no life always try to create drama in yours.

4. I’m not pefect but atleast I’m not you.

5. You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?

6. Your death with probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time.

7. You’re like a bag of Pampers, self absorbed and full of sh*t.

8. Revenge is not in my plans… You’ll screw yourself on your own.

9. I hope you don’t choke on all that rubbish you talk.

Rhianna was picked on for not being black enough

Rihanna Via Wikipedia

Rihanna was mocked for not being “black enough”, her skin color was lighter than her classmates. Rhianna says that  she has gained personal strength from her bullying: “But I’m not victimized—I’m grateful. I think those experiences were strategically put together by God for the preparation of being in the music industry. It’s so easy for me to deal with the bullsh*t.  Read more

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When you are dealing with someone who is cruel and nasty and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.

Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home.

Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.

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  1. Savage comeback alert!!!!: hey, i need an ugly mask for drama class, can i borrow that one? Oh wait sorry. Thats your face…

  2. there is this really annoying dude in my class and he keeps bullying me, even if im not talking to him. he´ll always ask me for stuff and if i refuse hell get mad and start saying stupid stuff. its so upsetting and sometimes i want to cry and the people surrounding me keep supporting him. one day hes going to get in trouble and i will laugh until i die watching him do it.

    1. I feel you in my class there are one boy who bully me and teacher not doing anything about that (and class supporting him too) soo yea I feel you

    2. That exact thing happened to me in 6th grade. This guy at my table would tell everybody he was their friend, and after bullying me, I would tell the teacher. She would ask the table if they heard him insult me, and they would all say they didn’t hear him even speak. God damit andrew!!

      1. Your a tattletale then, don’t do that!! Stand up to him and do something about it don’t take his bullshit , don’t take any sh*t from anybody in life. If you know you’re a good person you shouldn’t care what people think of you as long as you know you’re a decent person that’s all that matters, not other people’s opinions, they’re opinion don’t matter at all.. and don’t worry they’re not going to hurt you for telling them your feelings on what they have to say, you just might see it shuts them up and stops them from doing it.. I promise you that has got me far in life, as far as stressing about others opinions, I don’t!! That’s one thing I’m very glad my parents taught me.. Good Luck ??????

  3. So here’s a train of it. Random person: your ugly. Me: are you sure cause I think you are… Random person: No cause you broke it. Me: go to a doctor ask for a reality test. Me: … Tell me the results. Random person: ?

  4. Wait i have one:

    Bully: Oi Loser?
    Bully: Why aren’t you responding loser?
    Bully: (says my name)
    Me: What?
    Bully: Why weren’t you responding?
    Me: Cause when you said loser I thought you were referring to yourself.

  5. If someone calls u ugly: dude I’m not a mirror.

    Please check out my tik tok page @cool_lit_comebacks for some more!!! ????

  6. When someone calls you ugly say this….. Whenever people look at your face nothing changes…. Except for the direction they are walking

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