Urban Dictionary defines savage as, “someone who does not care about the Consequences of his or her actions.” Usually the savage will do things that make other people say, “What the f*ck? Are you crazy?” It has been overused to mean other things, but this is the original meaning.
“Mike Tyson is a straight up Savage.” – Urban Dictionary
Now I am certainly not telling you to act like a savage and run around and bite people’s ears off like Mike Tyson. If someone has been cruel and nasty and you have had enough, you need a comeback that will shut the person up once and for all, so look no further.
These are savage comebacks you wouldn’t want to use every day. These are reserved for really nasty people.
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Top Ten Savage Comebacks
- You can’t Photoshop personality.
- The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.
- People who have no life always try to create drama in yours.
- I’m not pefect but atleast I’m not you.
- You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?
- Your death with probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time.
- You’re like a bag of Pampers, self absorbed and full of sh*t.
- Revenge is not in my plans… You’ll screw yourself on your own.
- I hope you don’t choke on all that rubbish you talk.
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ooouu! I got a good one: You work hard at being a fuckass. Take a day off darling.
watta bout this one: u r so fat that u got more rolls that Bakers Delight.
ooh how bout this,
1.)im sorry i didnt know i cared.
2.) i dont hate you but if you were on fire and i had water, id drink the water.
Savage comeback alert!!!!: hey, i need an ugly mask for drama class, can i borrow that one? Oh wait sorry. Thats your face…
OML THATS AMAZING! ??? EAT THIS HATERS:??????
Are you looking at the mirror or are you talking to your self?
That’s gooooood
Omg Tass
I meant yaaassss
the best was You can’t Photoshop personality.
M favorite was honestly “how would you know when you don’t have taste?”
Nice comebacks
I am being bullied but you guy really helped me out
thanks
You don’t hate me because I’m beautiful , you hate me cuz your boyfriend thinks so
If someone says to you in a rude way hahaha your sooo funny say back to them its a bummer you can’t buy a personality on Amazon.
there is this really annoying dude in my class and he keeps bullying me, even if im not talking to him. he´ll always ask me for stuff and if i refuse hell get mad and start saying stupid stuff. its so upsetting and sometimes i want to cry and the people surrounding me keep supporting him. one day hes going to get in trouble and i will laugh until i die watching him do it.
I feel you in my class there are one boy who bully me and teacher not doing anything about that (and class supporting him too) soo yea I feel you
That exact thing happened to me in 6th grade. This guy at my table would tell everybody he was their friend, and after bullying me, I would tell the teacher. She would ask the table if they heard him insult me, and they would all say they didn’t hear him even speak. God damit andrew!!
So here’s a train of it. Random person: your ugly. Me: are you sure cause I think you are… Random person: No cause you broke it. Me: go to a doctor ask for a reality test. Me: … Tell me the results. Random person: ?
Wait i have one:
Bully: Oi Loser?
Me:
Bully: Why aren’t you responding loser?
Me:
Bully: (says my name)
Me: What?
Bully: Why weren’t you responding?
Me: Cause when you said loser I thought you were referring to yourself.
good one
If you need a roast just say I would roast you but my mom said I can’t roast trash
OMG THX!!!!!!!!!
Oooooooooooo damb
Being a dick to me won’t make yours bigger
If someone calls u ugly: dude I’m not a mirror.
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This ones the best ” just because you have one doesn’t mean you need to act like one”
zombies eat brains
so your safe
heres one…. ‘I hate you’. Dont hate me cause im beter than you. hate me cause your girlfriend thinks so.
Why is it acceptable you looking like a fool, but not when I a point it out?
This is for if someone says “You look really ugly.”
Me: Good, I was trying to look like you
One mean comment that always gets a reaction is “this is why nobody likes you”
here’s a great one … there’s no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time.
Hey I have a good one
If you have problems with my life it is ok . I am living for myself not for you .