Funny answers when someone asks if you masturbate
Urban Dictionary has some funny slang words for masturbation, “Bleeding the weasel, buffing the banana, choking the…
What to say to someone who refuses to wear a condom
When someone refuses to use a condom it is a pretty big deal, after all, it could…
Great comebacks if someone says you have a small dick
Whether it is in the change room or the bedroom, no guy wants to be ridiculed for…
Funny replies when someone asks if you are on birth control
If you hook up with someone unexpectedly they may ask if you are on birth control. It…
21 best replies when someone calls you a tease
Urban dictionary defines a tease as, “A member of the opposite sex, usually a female who entices…
What to say if someone asks if it was a one night stand
When you have had a one night stand it can be awkward if someone asks if they…
1o best comebacks when you are told that you have a dirty mind
When people say “you have a dirty mind,” it’s often meant as a lighthearted remark acknowledging your…
What to say when someone wants to know why you won’t hook up with them
If you are really attractive, chances are you probably get hit on a lot by members of…
How to respond when someone doesn’t want to use a condom
When it comes down to the moment and you are about to have sex with someone, it…