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Funny answers when someone asks if you masturbate

 Comebacks when someone asks if you masturbate. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

Urban Dictionary has some funny slang words for masturbation, “Bleeding the weasel, buffing the banana, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, , flute solo, jerkin’the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, and spanking the monkey.”

When someone asks if you masturbate you may think WTF, who would ask such a weird and personal question? Apparently, guys think of sex every seven seconds! I guess they need to do something with all that pent up sexual energy, which explains why 90 percent of guys masturbate regularly.

If someone you are seeing asks this question,  they might bea little curious about when you do when your’re not with them. When a random stranger wants to know if you are getting it on alone, it is a little strange.

If a stranger or a casual acquaintance asks if you masturbate, you probably want to shut them up with one of our clever comebacks.

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Pee Wee Herman was caught masturbating in a movie theatre

Twenty-five years ago, children’s actor Pee-Wee Herman was arrested for masturbating in a Florida theatre. Pee-wee, whose real name is Paul Reubens, was spotted by an

Pee Wee Herman, Photo by Alan Light.

uncover police officer inside the Sarasota adult’s only theatre.

Mr. Reubens was charged with sexual exposure to which he pleaded no contest. He was ordered to do community service and pay a fine.

He was in his hometown of Sarasota, visiting his parents. Now that’s got to be an embarrassing thing to explain to your parents over dinner.

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What to say when someone is pressuring you to have sex

If you are seeing somebody new or if you’re are a virgin, your boyfriend or girlfriend may act like it is expected that you will have sex with them. It is a huge red flag when someone is pressuring you to do something that you don’t want to do.  You always have the right to say no, and someone who pressures you is not worthy of you.

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If you are being pressured to have sex or lose your virginity, use one of our clever comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.
If you are being pressured to have sex or lose your virginity, use one of our clever comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

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If you are being pressured to have sex or lose your virginity, use one of our clever comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.
If you are being pressured to have sex or lose your virginity, use one of our clever comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

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Great comebacks if someone says you have a small dick

What to say when someone says that you have a small penis

Whether it is in the change room or the bedroom, no guy wants to be ridiculed for having a small penis. If you do have a small penis, it can be devastating to have someone make an insensitive comment, especially publicly.

With people watching porn constantly, a lot of people are fooled about the actual size of man’s penis. After watching porn, fifty percent of men actually want to have a bigger member.

A lot of women also find that the average sized penis is more than enough for them.

Honestly, big penises are overrated. The average vaginal canal is only 3-4 inches deep. I’ve been with guys with huge penises and it’s not enjoyable at all. A bruised cervix is painful as hell. It’s basically a constant “Ooh, too much, too much.” – Reddit User

If you are in the bedroom and an inconsiderate girl looks over and says, “is that all you’ve got?” it can be devastating to your self-confidence. If you want to say something back, and let the person know they aren’t so hot themselves, use a few of our comebacks below.

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Funny replies when someone asks if you are on birth control

Funny replies when someone asks if you are on birth control

If you hook up with someone unexpectedly they may ask if you are on birth control. It is a valid question, after all, you don’t want one night of fun to lead to an 18-year commitment. That’s beyond what most people are signing up for when they plan for a night of passion.

If your parents ask if you are using birth control they just want what’s best for you and for you to take the responsible course of action. They may have an ulterior motive like they don’t want to spend the next several years babysitting!

Next time someone asks if you are using protection, use one of our fun snappy comebacks as a reply to such a personal question.

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