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Funny answers when someone asks if you masturbate

 Comebacks when someone asks if you masturbate. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

Urban Dictionary has some funny slang words for masturbation, “Bleeding the weasel, buffing the banana, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, , flute solo, jerkin’the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, and spanking the monkey.”

When someone asks if you masturbate you may think WTF, who would ask such a weird and personal question? Apparently, guys think of sex every seven seconds! I guess they need to do something with all that pent up sexual energy, which explains why 90 percent of guys masturbate regularly.

If someone you are seeing asks this question,  they might bea little curious about when you do when your’re not with them. When a random stranger wants to know if you are getting it on alone, it is a little strange.

If a stranger or a casual acquaintance asks if you masturbate, you probably want to shut them up with one of our clever comebacks.

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Pee Wee Herman was caught masturbating in a movie theatre

Twenty-five years ago, children’s actor Pee-Wee Herman was arrested for masturbating in a Florida theatre. Pee-wee, whose real name is Paul Reubens, was spotted by an

Pee Wee Herman, Photo by Alan Light.

uncover police officer inside the Sarasota adult’s only theatre.

Mr. Reubens was charged with sexual exposure to which he pleaded no contest. He was ordered to do community service and pay a fine.

He was in his hometown of Sarasota, visiting his parents. Now that’s got to be an embarrassing thing to explain to your parents over dinner.

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