If you hook up with someone unexpectedly they may ask if you are on birth control. It is a valid question, after all, you don’t want one night of fun to lead to an 18-year commitment. That’s beyond what most people are signing up for when they plan for a night of passion.
If your parents ask if you are using birth control they just want what’s best for you and for you to take the responsible course of action. They may have an ulterior motive like they don’t want to spend the next several years babysitting!
Next time someone asks if you are using protection, use one of our fun snappy comebacks as a reply to such a personal question.
Help us out and let us know what you think is the best comeback below.
Best comebacks when someone asks if you are on birth control
1. Yeah, condoms prevent minivans.
2. Sometimes the best kind of birth control just good lighting.
3. I can’t wait to see YOU wearing nothing but a condom.
4. Yeah, being responsible about about birth control allows you to keep being irresponsible in the rest of your life.
5. My personality seems to be my best contraceptive.
6. Abstinence 100% of the time.
7. If you don’t wrap it you can’t tap it.
8. The best form of birth control is watching other people’s children.
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9. Having kids is romanticized as this perfect fulfilling hole in your heart filler. It’s not. Parenting is not easy nor is it fun.
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