Snappy Comebacks for all Situations
People are born in all shapes and sizes, some women have bigger boobs than others. It’s kind of funny if you watch a movie in the 1970s women have normal size breasts, now everywhere you look women have giant bazookas.
There is nothing wrong with being flat chested. If someone gives you a hard time about your chest size or being flat chested, use one of the comebacks below.
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Usually, you can tell if you are smelling a little pongy, but If someone comes up and tells you that you stink it can be a bit of a shock!
Maybe you had a spicy meal with a lot of garlic and onions and it is coming out through your pores. Perhaps you forgot to put on deodorant after a workout and you have been sweating excessively? Some guys seem to have a shower and then put back on their dirty clothes, leaving an unhygienic scent wafting after them.
Whatever the reason, if people are making fun of you because you smell use one of our clever comebacks.
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The first time someone tells you that your going bald you might panic or go into a state of shock. You, going bald, how could that be, no way!
If you have a receding hairline or a little thinning on top it’s not the end of the world, but no doubt a few people will feel the need to point it out. If worse comes to the worse you can always get a hair transplant, if you can afford it why not.
If you are starting to hear jokes about how you are losing your hair, you will want ot use one of our fun comebacks below. Deliver the comebacks with a smile on your face and shut the person up.
Go ahead an vote for the best comeback, if you have an even better one leave it in the comments below.
Loading ...Before Wayne Rooney left for summer vacation he told his football club that when he came back he would have hair. He was having a hair transplant during the summer. He knew if he didn’t tell his teammates before he had it done, he would face some serious ribbing when he showed up with a full head of hair.
Nothing’s safe at a football club. Everything’s a target for a spot of mickey-taking. New pair of shoes? Slaughtered.
Bad picture of you in the paper? Slaughtered. New advert on the telly? Slaughtered. Hair transplant? Slaughtered.
So in the dressing-room after the Blackpool game, I made the announcement. – Wayne Rooney
One of our readers had a boss who constantly went on about how young she was. Here is her story:
My boss makes a lot of remarks due to my age. It’s all in fun (to him), but it’s just plain irritating. I could file harassment, but I feel a good comeback in front of all the co-workers would be so much better. Most of the time I don’t even pay attention which I feel makes it better because no one to catch the ball that he’s throwing.
Here are a few clever comebacks that Asha can use next time her boss makes a stupid age-related comment.
Loading ...Ryan Phillipe is often mistaken for a much younger person, he has even been asked if he is his daughter’s
brother.
It does take a lot of work to look that young.
I get a lot of balance and meditative peace out of being physical and exercise. I’ve had the same trainer for twenty years. Happy Hill is his name. I’ve worked out with him 4-5 times a week for the last twenty years.-Ryan Phillipe
If you have bushy eyebrows, a monobrow or eyebrows that look different in any way, some idiot will have brought it up and not in a complimentary way.
The good news is, of all the things that you might want to change regarding your appearance, this is probably the easiest and cheapest thing to fix. All you need is a trip to the salon for some plucking or threading, a Middle Eastern style of shaping the eyebrows. I was at a dinner the other day and a 30-year-old guy told me the barber even fixes up his eyebrows, so it’s not just for girls.
It is actually amazing how having your brows done can change the shape of a face and frame your eyes. You may also be perfectly happy with your eyebrows the way they are.
If you are getting teased or harassed about the way you look you may want to shut up the critics with one of our great comebacks.
Go ahead and vote, let us know what you think is the best answer when someone makes fun of your eyebrows.
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Lorde
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“It’s literally f-cked that I could be on the cover of Vogue [and] I used to get called monobrow at school. That BROW IS ON COVER OF VOGUE” – Lorde
Short people know they are short, it isn’t a surprise, so it’s no wonder we aren’t thrilled when someone points it out and they think that they are incredibly funny. Yeah, we’ve heard it all before. We don’t go on about how other people are overweight or that they may be unfortunate looking, but for some reason, it is socially acceptable to tease people for being short. If you get tired of the short comments, and you want to say something fun back, try one of our great comebacks below.
See the most popular comeback when people call you short, determined by I should have said voters.
Even Salma Hayek was self-conscious of her height when she was younger. “I felt like Ugly Betty many, many times. I’m very short so when I was growing up, people made fun of me as if it was a birth defect, a deformity… like I was in a circus or something,” the actress shared with Oprah. “I think we all have something people point out to you when you’re a kid and then you point it out to yourself nonstop.” Things worked out OK for Salma, she certainly didn’t let her height stand in her way.
This mean girl in my class always calls me fat and ugly. What can I say back because she keeps embarrassing me in front of other people at school?
Anonymous, Florida
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Hey, I receive three emails a week from girls who tell me they are being called fat and ugly. I think you would have to be a pretty ugly person on the inside to go around saying such cruel things to people. Below are a few things you can say if someone tries to embarrass you or make you feel bad in public.
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Don’t let some idiot’s opinion define you, just because someone says something about you doesn’t mean that it’s true.
Wishing you all good things.
Bryn
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It’s kind of horrifying when people keep point out how skinny you are. Sure, you may be thin but do people really need to point it out all of the time? If you get tired of the annoying remarks, use one of our snappy comebacks below.
These comebacks are also available in a printable format.
If you are blessed enough to have a big butt people are going to talk about it. Some may admire it and some may be jealous and some people won’t stop staring. If you want to shut them up, use one of our snappy remarks below.
See the most popular comeback to you have a big butt.
When you get to a certain age, you may not want to reveal how old you really are. Unfortunately, how old are you is one of those questions that people just keep asking!
For women hiding their age is nothing new, some will judge you for being too young, and even worse being over the hill.
If you want to respond in a fun way without giving away your age, try one of our clever comebacks.
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