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Clever comebacks when people make fun of your big nose

What to say when someone comments on your big nose

If you have a big nose, you are probably used to the comments about having a big honker or schnoz.

A lot of people think that their nose is too big, too small, or too bumpy. The unfortunate thing about having a big nose is it is hard to hide. You can’t tuck your nose behind your hair. It is right there in the middle of your face.

In Japan, having a big nose with a high bridge is considered attractive. Many Japanese people don’t like the low bridge on their nose, and having a “tall nose” is considered to be physically appealing.

The next time someone makes a nasty remark about your big nose, shut them up with one of our great comebacks.

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You know what they say about men with big noses.
Not really that much bigger than yours, actually. It just looks that way because my mouth is not so big.
So why is it that you can not keep your normal sized nose out of other people's business?
I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one.


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Gisele Bündchen was told she would never make it as a model with her big nose

“I remember some people telling me my nose was too big or my eyes were too small, that I could never be on a magazine cover,” she told People magazine.

By Tiago Chediak - Flickr, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=889576
By Tiago Chediak – Flickr, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org

Giselle turned to her Dad for advice. “I told my dad, and he said, ‘Next time, tell them, I have a big nose and that comes with a big personality,’” she recalls. “At that point I felt, if I kept working hard and giving my best, it would all work out.”

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