Comebacks when people make fun of your flat bum

In the last week, I have received several emails from people asking for a great comeback when someone says that you have a flat ass. Remember, you could look like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and someone will still find fault with what you look like. Having a flat booty is certainly not the worst thing in the world.

You can do ten hours of Brazilian bum lift videos, and you may not see much of a change. Apparently, genetics is the number one factor that controls that shape and size or your bum. Age and your ethnicity also play a part. Certain ethnicities have different hip and waist ratios. A younger woman also stores fat in her rear end, giving a pert appearance.

If people are making fun of you because you don’t have a big booty, use one of our clever comebacks and shut them up for good.

11 Best comebacks when someone says you have a flat butt

1. Yeah, almost as flat as your chest.

2. My ass could be flatter than a piece of paper and you still would not get any.

3. I would rather have a flat ass than X.

4. Congratulations on achieving your degree in Master of the Obvious.

5. I like to think of it as streamlined for sitting comfortably.

6. My your powers of observation are astounding.

7. I’m sorry, I didn’t realize my appearance was up for discussion.

8. I believe everyone has their own unique beauty, including me

9. Thank you for your unsolicited opinion, but I’m happy with the way I look.

10. I’m not sure what you hope to achieve by making rude comments about the way I look.

11. Wow. Seriously? That’s the first time I heard it.


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Why do people comment on my flat bum?

People may comment on other people’s physical attributes for many different reasons, often without stopping to think that their words may hurt another.

We all come in different shapes and sizes, and every body is unique and beautiful. Certain cultures have a more curvy figure while others may have a more lean appearance.

Some folks are out to lunch and are unaware that their comments are hurtful towards others. It is not always appropriate to comment on the way that other people look.

The appearance of the ideal butt has changed over the years

Back in the 90s, you would be considered lucky to be ultra-thin and look like a supermodel with a small bum, which was hard to do if you were a curvier woman.

In 2000, toned fit medium sized bottoms were are the rage with cover girls like Britney Spears showing us what we should look like.

Since 2010, Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj, and Beyoncé have made the fuller booties popular and brought the look mainstream.

What to say when people comment on your butt.

Megan Fox has been told she has a small bootie by the media

Megan Fox
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Megan Fox has been slammed by the media for not having a big butt. She is long and lean and a truly beautiful looking women but the media, including TMZ, have constantly commented on her tiny behind.

If you feel self-conscious with your flat ass imagine what it is like to have the paparazzi following you wherever you go focusing on your butt, and then shaming you in the media. Yeah, your life isn’t so bad!

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When you are dealing with someone who says you have a flat or small butt and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.

Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home. 

Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.

Got any comments, questions or tips for dealing with someone who says you have a flat or small butt? Share them in the comments below.

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