When you get to a certain age, you may not want to reveal how old you really are. Unfortunately, how old are you is one of those questions that people just keep asking!
For women hiding their age is nothing new, some will judge you for being too young, and even worse being over the hill.
If you want to respond in a fun way without giving away your age, try one of our clever comebacks.
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Got any comments, questions or tips for dealing for dealing with someone who asks you your age? Share them in the comments below.
I’m older than the internet!
I am 8 years younger than God.
I knew Cerberus When he was a puppy.
How old am i? Hard to say. It was difficult to keep accurate records before we had fire
When I was born the Dead Sea just had a cold.
I would like to die at age 104 from gunshots wounds inflicted by the jealous husband of the 19-year-old redhead I’m having an affair with.
I am younger than your wrinkles show you are.
Wouldn’t you like to know.
As big as your waistline
Thats hilarious!!!
“As big as your waistline” is offensive and should never be used as a comeback.
thats offensive!! you dumb dumb
You don’t need to know, I bet you can’t count that high
Lol that’s punny (get it? It’s a pun and it’s funny,so if you mixed funny and pun,it’s punny)
Why? You think this is your 101 year old granny or what?
Lmao… good one
Older than your existence…
As old as your bullying career. Oh right, was it another “Great Depression?”
I’m old enough to know better, and young enough to enjoy it!