When you get to a certain age, you may not want to reveal how old you really are. Unfortunately, how old are you is one of those questions that people just keep asking!
For women hiding their age is nothing new, some will judge you for being too young, and even worse being over the hill.
If you want to respond in a fun way without giving away your age, try one of our clever comebacks.
Vote for the best comeback when someone asks how old you are
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Maria Lucia says
November 10, 2013 at 3:13 amI’m older than the internet!
Loulit says
August 3, 2018 at 1:16 pmI am 8 years younger than God.
I knew Cerberus When he was a puppy.
How old am i? Hard to say. It was difficult to keep accurate records before we had fire
When I was born the Dead Sea just had a cold.
I would like to die at age 104 from gunshots wounds inflicted by the jealous husband of the 19-year-old redhead I’m having an affair with.
Rox Tillett says
March 14, 2015 at 2:26 amI am younger than your wrinkles show you are.
Viv says
February 18, 2016 at 3:46 amWouldn’t you like to know.
Tejas Shah says
May 8, 2017 at 1:42 pmAs big as your waistline
Joseph Villicano says
April 2, 2019 at 4:09 pmThats hilarious!!!
Samyak says
December 22, 2017 at 7:13 amYou don’t need to know, I bet you can’t count that high
Alaric Hanford says
November 24, 2018 at 4:45 amLol that’s punny (get it? It’s a pun and it’s funny,so if you mixed funny and pun,it’s punny)
Kxheidn says
March 24, 2018 at 7:45 amWhy? You think this is your 101 year old granny or what?
Rosalie says
April 19, 2018 at 12:37 pmLmao… good one
Kxheidn says
March 24, 2018 at 7:47 amOlder than your existence…
EXPA says
June 23, 2018 at 11:18 pmAs old as your bullying career. Oh right, was it another “Great Depression?”