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How to answer when people ask your age

Clever replies when someone asks you age

When you get to a certain age, you may not want to reveal how old you really are. Unfortunately, how old are you is one of those questions that people just keep asking!

For women hiding their age is nothing new, some will judge you for being too young, and even worse being over the hill.

If you want to respond in a fun way without giving away your age, try one of our clever comebacks.

The 5 best comebacks when someone asks  how old you are

  1. Old enough to know you’re trouble!
  2. Age is just a number and mine is unlisted.
  3. I’m 9183 days, 3 hours and 22 minutes.
  4. Age doesn’t matter unless you are cheese or wine.
  5. Don’t you mean how YOUNG am I?
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You know you're getting old when you go to bed at the time you used to go out.

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17 Responses

    1. I am 8 years younger than God.

      I knew Cerberus When he was a puppy.

      How old am i? Hard to say. It was difficult to keep accurate records before we had fire

      When I was born the Dead Sea just had a cold.

      I would like to die at age 104 from gunshots wounds inflicted by the jealous husband of the 19-year-old redhead I’m having an affair with.

  1. How about, “That’s none of your business?” Because it really isn’t, unless the peron asking the question is your doctor. Sometimes the best way to deal with rudeness is to get right to tne point.

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